looks at you
looks at you
transfeminitay
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@bettsplendens i’d just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i’d like it to be memorialized
i do im celebrating my dogs birthday
shes turning 2
I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday
celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone
happy birthday tumblr user heartseeker’s dog 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
old mcdonalds mfs trying to E-I-E-I-O their way into some pussy
blondebrainpower
Various patterns and colors of Trout skin
Next Pixar movie is going to be called Colors. It will be about different colors living in color city
*stares deep into your eyes* i know what you are
im sorry i said short people dni . . . i was just jealous of your superior scuttling ability
tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…
me: i know jeff, i know
slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
jeff: **the killer**