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Paz’s Main Hoe

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I write shitty star wars fics sometimes. 18+.

Simon "Ghost" Riley

the little things (fluff) - Five times Soap questions the relationship between Ghost and the 141’s Medic, and the one time he gets an answer. little treasures, life's pleasures (fluff) - Now that Soap knows when to pay attention, he realizes you and Ghost aren’t as subtle as you think you are. life's little comforts (fluff/angst) - Soap finally gets a better glimpse into your relationship with the Lieutenant- even if it’s not the way he wants. our little secret (fluff/mild angst) - Soap finally gets all of his answers- and then some. daisies and daffodils (fluff/slight angst) - You picture your own home, lying in bed as you watch Simon cradle a child that looks just like him to his chest, a soft lullaby drifting from his unmasked lips to your son’s ears- a secret just between the two of them. we lay, my love and i (fluff) - Rare are the days you get to wake up next to Simon, and rarer are the mornings when you wake up before him. the scent of oranges (fluff) - In the time you and Simon have been together, you’ve come to learn a plethora of ways to deal with your worry. we know what we are (but not what we may be) (fluff) - You’ve been a medic for years, since long before you ever met Simonwhich is why you’re surprised it takes you so long to realize what’s wrong. come on, someone, take off your mask (angst) - From the moment Price introduced you to the team, Ghost has felt nothing for you but pure, unfiltered hatred. i'm here just for the moment (so pour me another) (fluff) - Three drinks, tops. That’s what Soap had promised you.

John Price

the feel of velvet (fluff) - In truth, it’s nothing you haven’t done before- how many times did you play the deadly seductress in your working years- but that had been before you were married, before you had a reason to come home. a designer dress from heaven and your dirty wedding ring (angst/fluff/series) - prologue | ch. 1 | ch. 2 | ch. 3 | ch. 4 | ch. 5 | ch. 6 | ch. 7 | ch. 8 | ch. 9 | ch. 10 |

Phillip Graves

call me back darlin' (you ain't the same) (angst) - You don’t know who this man is, but he isn’t your Phillip. hire a hitman to take care of you (and end it like lovers do) (rivals to lovers) - He keeps his hands up, turning slowly until he’s fully facing you. You’ve never seen this man before in your life.

Counting Magpies (Multiple x Reader)

one for sorrow (angst) - john "soap" mactavish x reader two for mirth (fluff) - kyle "gaz" garrick x reader three for a wedding (fluff) - simon "ghost" riley x reader four for a birth (fluff) - alejandro vargas x f!reader five for silver (fluff/mild angst) - john price x reader six for gold (fluff) - john "soap" mactavish x reader

Literally everything this author writes is *chefs kiss* but the mw2 list I keep coming back to

Boba’s envoy pt1

While I’m still working on my Paz fic, trying to hammer out the many many errors in it. i got inspired to write this Boba fic from watching the Book of Boba Fett. As usual please message me for any errors involving both grammar and character (I want to keep the reader genderless without any descriptors of color so that any and all can enjoy my works, but I do make mistakes because I shamelessly write myself in). 

Please enjoy!

-------------- Bobba and Fennec were at a loss. They needed a negotiator, one that Boba can send in his stead when it comes to business and assist him in case of a cultural blunder. but most of the ones they looked into were either already employed by a competitor or had questionable loyalty and atrocious skills at best. Boba was running things well so far but that was only with introductions and accepting tributes, it wouldn’t be long before a negotiator was needed to help him conduct business, sending a droid could be seen as an insult and could lead to the toppling of his throne. Something he refuses to let happen. 

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write bad fanfic. write mediocre fanfic. write fanfic that a thousand people before you have already written. write niche fanfic. write fanfic that only a few people will read or understand. write fanfic just for you. write fanfic just for a friend. write ocs. write self-inserts. the fact that you’re taking the time and energy to put your ideas into the world is amazing and people who shame you for it need to find better ways to spend their time.

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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.

I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.

My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.

Do not give to the Salvation Army.

Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army

My turn.

I’m a wildfire and disaster logistics specialist.

I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.

I used to say the Salvation Army’s disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.

They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.

Then I found out.

Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. That’s not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONE’s Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.

Don’t FUCKING give to the Salvation Army.

The Salvation Army is also ass to the workers. A good number of people join it, naively thinking that it’s doing good, and end up leaving cynical and beaten down. The management is hostile, if not outright abusive, and demand some ridiculous hours of it lower to mid-level staff. Don’t support these people.

Unsettling update

Find better local charities and shelters and give to them instead!

Also just for even more horrific context on the original twitter thread?

Salvation Army reached out to Milknmuffins and asked what shelter she’s at with the promise to address the abuse in it. She…ended up saying where she was. She was thrown out onto the street. It’s also all on Twitter.

They invited her to a personal talk so she could explain the situation in person.

And then they threatened her with a screenshot of a rape-threat made supposedly by her:

And then threw her out into the street while claiming she broke house rules that

So yeah, the Salvation Army is a bunch of entitled assholes that will treat the most vulnerable like shit if they dare try to do anything that makes them look bad

The “Fuck Salvation Army” posts are making the rounds again, so conisder this your reminder: Do. Not. Give. These. Assholes. A. Single. Fucking. Penny.

Do not support them in any way, shape, or form.

‘Tis the season to say FUCK the Salvation Army.

Home 4

That was a long hiatus than I as expecting, but I’m finally settled into my new home and schedule so I found time to finish this chapter. You know the rules, message me with mistakes. Ps. First time making a post on a tablet so IDK if the format will be off. @imjustdanna @misguidedandbeguiled @cosmicbreathe @justnat15

Edit: Finally got my computer back so I edited this chapter and am working on another

If Tumblr thinks any of the fanfic authors on this hellsite are gonna start charging our readers they done lost their minds 😂. Like i’m gonna charge ya’ll monthly to see my shitty posts and to get your Paz thirst quenched.