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I have explained goncharov to the author of the dangerous crow boy book

WHY

CHORE IVE PUT OFF FOR 2 MONTHS DONE RAAAAAARGHHHHH POWER OF THE DRAGON

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

(girl who has never told anyone anything) i must just be doing it for attention

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

qprs are so cool. like you can just do that

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

"Do you want a boyfriend/girlfriend?" no i want a best friend/roommate/soulmate that I can go on silly adventures with and hang out with and have deep intellectual discussions with and we can be life partners without any of the romance stuff

anyone wanna hide a relationship with me for 16 years

Fandom really needs to get behind queerplatonic realtionships "omg when the characters have a connection so intense that you can't explain if it's romantic or platonic but they're genuinely insane about eachother and there is no existing word for it" what you're thinking of is a queerplatonic relationship.

full transparency here i daydream about meeting my online friends so often. in these scenarios, i tackle hug them in the airport and don't let go for several seconds. theyre not the height i thought they would be and it both delights and terrifies me. we make fun of each others' outfits. i bounce on my toes the entire way to the rental car, aglow with excitement, the happiest and most animated i've been in years. and for a short, gilded moment in time, everything is alright

in my fantasies, expressing my love for others is as simple and easy as breathing

hey this post got a lot of notes really fast is everyone okay

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

That was also me.

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

tbblobnoern tuesday

tbblobnoern tuesday

tbblobnoern tuesday

tbblobnoern thrusedy?

tbblobnoern thrusedy.

tbblobnoern saturday?

tbblobnoern sabturburbturbtay

tbblobernoern stuedeyay

a bunch of people in the tags are saying long wedge, but, in my experience, they're too sour (which i love, dont get me wrong—i eat full lemons with the peel). short wedge is too sweet usually. conical is the best and most balanced in my opinion for my tastes

you what

you WHAT..?

congratulations to my first 1k+ post i think lol

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

"I asked chatgpt-" NEXT TIME DON'T. ask ME choose ME, I can misinform you. I do it with love and affection

im unshadowbanned so i can FINALLY see my favorite ask ive ever recieved and im screenshotting it here so i never lose it

WE are going to GUCK you to DEARTH

I love when Freddy makes >:0 face