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BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK

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mams // he/stars // member of a system! our system blog is constellation-sys
Clubs Deuce: Hey, boss, let's play a game.
Spades Slick: Hey. Let's not and say we did. "What'd you do?" "Play a game." "Really?" "NO!"
Clubs Deuce: I spy... with my little eye...
Spades Slick: Why are we friends.
Clubs Deuce: Something green... and, uh... green. Yeah. Green.
Spades Slick: Let me guess. Is it the entire felt manor.
Clubs Deuce: How did you guess that?! Do you have ESPN?!
Spades Slick: Yes. I have ESPN. I've also got Showtime and HBO. Shut the FUCK up.
Clubs Deuce: Okay, boss, it's your turn.
Spades Slick: ... Do I have to?
Spades Slick: I spy with... ugh... something... black.
Clubs Deuce: Um... huh.
Spades Slick: It has clouds in it.
Clubs Deuce: Can I have like, just one more clue? J-just one?
Spades Slick: Fucking LOOK UP.
Clubs Deuce: Uhhhhh... black... upwards... clou-
Spades Slick: IT'S THE FUCKING SKY.
Clubs Deuce: HOHOH TRICKY!!! Haha! Okay, I spy... um...
Spades Slick: God I hate you.

Pickle Inspector: I normally don’t notice people. I zone out constantly. Have you ever zoned out for a few minutes? I’ve been zoned out since 2014. I just, all day long I wander into traffic, walking like Charlie Chaplain, listening to a podcast while thinking about different podcast. I can zone out anywhere! I was at the doctor’s office, he was reading me the results of a blood test. It was important I listened. And I zoned out! I was like, “Nah, I’m gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts.” I was like, “Huh. None of the Beatles had mustaches. But then one day, all of them had mustaches. That’s weird, I can’t think of a time a group has done that.”

you ask me why i have a doggy door installed in a window 6 feet off the ground and i put my fingers in my mouth and whistle. “here boy!” the FLAMING SKULL flies through the flap and starts gnawing on your forearm