attention cleaning staff: there is a despicable goblin in aisle 14
-target, when I attempt to buy anything

attention cleaning staff: there is a despicable goblin in aisle 14
-target, when I attempt to buy anything
Who Here Believe In Vanpires
Dacula
Dacula
Dacula
team “my sibling murdered me in this timeline so why not teaming up with my dead half from another”
and no background because I’m lazy
ive been thinking abt homestuck recently but if it comforts anyone its only the real dumb parts
a silckpaint shotgun wedding (the shotgun part is from the other members of the midnight crew shooting the felt)
Pickle Inspector: I normally don’t notice people. I zone out constantly. Have you ever zoned out for a few minutes? I’ve been zoned out since 2014. I just, all day long I wander into traffic, walking like Charlie Chaplain, listening to a podcast while thinking about different podcast. I can zone out anywhere! I was at the doctor’s office, he was reading me the results of a blood test. It was important I listened. And I zoned out! I was like, “Nah, I’m gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts.” I was like, “Huh. None of the Beatles had mustaches. But then one day, all of them had mustaches. That’s weird, I can’t think of a time a group has done that.”
Pickle Inspector: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you-
Problem Sleuth: Dude, you can’t read Miranda rights to a corpse.
- Spades Slick
Clubs Deuce: They’re called leggings because you put your le
Clubs Deuce: You put your leg
Clubs Deuce: They’re called leggings because
Diamonds Droog: Take your time.
Spades Slick: I didn’t do it for them. I did it for you, Ms. Paint. I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.
Ms. Paint: No, Slick.
you ask me why i have a doggy door installed in a window 6 feet off the ground and i put my fingers in my mouth and whistle. “here boy!” the FLAMING SKULL flies through the flap and starts gnawing on your forearm
i think people should stop posting bull shit on here
make me
the quality of my posts has been steadily declining since i ate a rare Isotope in the summer of '63
it's been one whole year since i made an account here
its only getting worse from here, don't worry!
i did not add those wretched tags to my post. disregard them because i don't know how to delete them
on the CIA's shit list for pirating the build of Windows 8 they use in their combat simulation programs
should i try to read homestuck