This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
5. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
6. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
7. Do you like having your balls touched?
8. Do you like having your nipples touched?
9. Do you like having your anus touched?
10. Have you ever been fisted?
11. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
12. Do you have any kinks?
13. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
14. Do you pee in the shower?
15. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
16. Have you had sex in the shower?
17. Do you like being naked?
18. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
19. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
20. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
21. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
22. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
23. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
24. How many sexual partners have you had?
25. How often do you masturbate?
26. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
27. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
28. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
29. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
30. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
31. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
32. Do you ever go commando?
33. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
34. How big is your penis?
35. Does your penis curve at all?
36. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
37. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care?
38. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
39. Do you like the way your genitals look?
40. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
41. Do you like your butt?
42. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
43. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
44. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
45. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
46. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
47. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
48. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?
49. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)?
50. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
51. Spit or swallow?
52. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
53. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
54. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
55. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
56. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?
57. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
58. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex?
59. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
60. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
61. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
62. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis?
63. What are your favorite positions?
64. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
65. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
66. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
67. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
68. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
69. What’s something you like about your body?
70. What’s something you dislike about your body?
71. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
72. What was your most recent sexual thought?
73. Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole?
74. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
75. Do you often imagine people naked?

“I crave physical affection. I crave skin on skin. play with my hair, hold my hand, touch me, kiss me. I crave you.”