I Can And I Will

A platypus from Phineas and Ferb says "LGBTQ+ rights!"?

the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them

amazing

Scout tf2 is the epitome of character design because he can be used to represent literally any underwhelming skinny white dude ever

See this man? This man is jerma985. This man is vinny vinesauce. This man is eminem. This man is Jesse Pinkman. This man is the guy who stole the hubcaps straight off your car at a waystation five miles outside of boston city limits. This man is whoever you need him to be but slightly worse. This man is everything you hoped for except shorter. This man is everyone. This man is no one.

world heritage post

OUR boyfriend.

There's an influencer couple somewhere remodeling my dream victorian house into a suburban minimalist nightmare right now

*peels the sticker from my apple and attaches it to myself because I am in fact a little fruit*

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

girls be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

Worlds Shittiest Cereal Now Endorsed By Bootlicker Dogs

The amount of people who are so rapturously mad about these Eight Words is hilarious. I've gotten a slur for this. Someone 'Pronouns In Bio''d me, because I called the Paw Patrol 'bootlicker dogs'. Amazing

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

I needed that second pic

True crime podcasters when there’s obvious police misconduct

Tamaki in my clothes

Welcome to my bathroom. Please make yourself at home. I assure you, you will sustain no long term damage from your stay. Now. Wouldn’t you like to take a soak in my lovely bathtub?

Isn’t that comfortable! What’s that? You like my wallpaper? I’m so glad!

I went to great lengths to acquire it. You see, they haven’t made this color in centuries. But don’t worry, i made sure this is genuine.

Now, would you like a cup of tea? You can pick a glass from my personal collection!

Green is such a stunning color, isn’t it? I’m so glad this space is getting some use. Well, I think it’s time for you to take your leave. How are you feeling? Relaxed? I’m so glad. Feel free to come back any time you like. I have health conditions that make it unable for me to be in this room for more than a few minutes at a time, and I’d truly hate for it to go to waste. Goodbye, then!

Radioactive? What do you mean! I assure you, my bathroom is not damaging to your health or well being in any way, shape or form. In fact, it’s good for you! If you don’t believe me, why don’t you take a rest in the bathtub and see for yourself!

morning routine ,,

@heartbea-t

Give this woman her job back and a raise

Why are you booing? She's right!

Update: turns out the "berating" was apart of the previously agreed upon lesson plan revolving around role playing debate skills (he had 7 uninterrupted minutes of speech, this was in the question and answer portion, most college students could tell you is normal) that the student knew about before hand.

Ellis then took this completely out of context clip and ran to Conservative Grievance Circlejerk Media (Daily Caller, NY Post, Daily Mail, ect) to slander this professor to the point that she and her coworkers are now receiving death threats from unhinged reactionaries.

Also Ellis is known for making white supremacist gestures and harassing racial and sexual minority students on campus

In conclusion, if you sided with this kid over what was (if you watched the video) a perfectly normal debate exchange with a professor, then you might have some self-examination to take part in.

This is why we get people kicked out of their schools, discredited from their academic groups, fired from their jobs. This kid has a documented history that makes this action ridiculously predictable, &now people are literally in danger because of the natural progression of his actions.

This is why we out racists&bigots. This is exactly why.

Here's a link to her gofundme. We know we're this fund raising effort be from the other side of this issue he would have raised thousands of dollars already. Can we please put our money where our principles are?

↖ bearer of the curse (ADHD)