Reverse paleo diet: only eat things with 10+ ingredients cave men never tasted so you can truly appreciate how far society has come.
My jalapeno Cheetos and sour gummy candy diet is finally getting traction.
Dumbledore: I need you to teach Harry Occlumency.
Snape:
Snape: Could you excuse me for a moment?
Snape: *Disapparates into the middle of the woods*
Snape: *screams*
IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL
this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer
Again:
1. The law doesn't care how long your parents and family have been out of your life
2. The law doesn't care about your long term friends or "found family"
If you don't have legal documents that say otherwise, your biological family calls all the shots.
This goes especially for LGBTQ+. Please do not get deadnamed in your obituary.
How to make a living will (Advance Healthcare Directive) so you don’t get fucked over by biological family if you end up in a situation where you cannot make your own healthcare choices.
so loving men isn't a curse. loving men isn't "unfortunate". loving men isn't a bad thing. yes, we can joke about how awful men can be, but it gets to a a point where this mentality can really hurt. it can really feed into you hating yourself for something you can't control. loving men is something special. loving yourself is just as beautiful.
another reminder that it's okay to love men. it's okay to be a man. it's okay to love men whilst being a man. loving men isn't sacrilege.
yami-no-bakura
Big pharma had twitter delete the original tweet and sources (TWICE), but OP is reposting them.
asexualgeorgecostanza
Twitter appears to be really trying to suppress this one.
fangusklot-deactivated20191109
Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team
huntrad-chadcel
Vibe check
It will never stop being funny to me how baby Mordred seems like this inherently evil demonic murder child and when he was like I will never forgive this Emrys I was like welp good going Merlin you just got Arthur killed
Cut to season 5 amd I was like oh shit he's been plotting his revenge all these years nope turns out Morded's actually this perfectly nice young man who's like no hard feelings my dude to Merlin and you realise his ten year old self was just frightened and angry and not at all evil :')
I'M CRYING
