bless them slasher fucker writers cause yall are so talented and also helped me to realize I belong to an asylum
Slasher Kisses HC 🔪
💋 Pucker up, Buttercup, we’re getting lippy! 💋
Includes the following Slashers: Jesse Cromeans, Asa Emory, Thomas Hewitt, Brahms Heelshire, Vincent Sinclair, Bo Sinclair, and Pinhead (added 09/29)
**SFW but there are allusions to sex. Will also be S&M themes for Pinhead.**
**Pinhead will be described using they/them pronouns**
Community Label: Mature
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞
Slashers x F!Reader
- What [blank] Dicks Look Like Masterlist
- summary: “An extremely detailed description of different Slasher dicks.” Hex Color Codes, predictions of exact measurements, what sex would be like; basically, I went crazy with it.
- warnings: pure debauchery, very much my own opinion
Community Label: Mature
Violence, Sexual themes
Between ao3 being down and tumblr’s proposed changes
faustian bargain - marquis vincent de gramont x f! reader (john wick: chapter 4)
synopsis: To clear your debts to The High Table, you agree to a proposal by the Marquis to live with him as his partner.
warnings: language, sexual content (p in v sex, choking), semi-toxic relationship dynamics
word count: 2.8k
a/n: the john wick lore makes my head spin!
“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot
“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.
"you are functionally a conservative" is such a good and clarifying insult
Literally right after I saw this post, I saw another post in a discord chat for BOOK EDITORS in which an outspokenly liberal editor talked about how Nabokov should have never been published because he wrote about p*dophiles and described women's bodies in ways that made her uncomfortable. She described his writing as "objectively terrible" and said she wanted to burn his books. And other editors were bringing up classics they didn't like and talking about how they wanted to throw them in the trash. This wasn't like a light "unpopular opinion!" conversation. This was actual book editors talking about how books should be destroyed and censored.
There is something so scary and toxic in global culture right now. The revival of fascism is influencing everyone's mindset and approach to art, regardless of where they fall on the political spectrum.
I see far more books being censored today than when I was a kid. Librarians handed me The Catcher in the Rye, The Sexual Politics of Meat, and Animal Farm when I was literally 8-11. My mom would never have taken a book away from me. I read everything from the Tao Te Ching to the Qur'an to atheist texts under my desk at school. Teachers thought nothing of it or encouraged it. Books seemed universally acknowledged as sacrosanct to me.
Now I can't find any adults who don't hesitate or want to make exceptions when it comes to censorship. Even the most liberal social activist librarians I know go, "well except for book X..."
Functionally conservative. It's so important to have the language to express that.
Thank you for this addition!
And, following up on the previous post …
“This makes me uncomfortable” is NOT a valid reason for censorship
These fucking book editors should remove themselves from the profession ASAP 😡
The only reason a book should be removed, the ONLY reason, is “we are keeping it in the restricted section for research because its only intended function is to cause harm.”
And to be clear, when I say this, I’m talking about shit like To Train Up A Child and The Protocols of Zion. One is a text responsible for the deaths of multiple children because it’s an abuse how-to, and the other is entirely fabricated “protocols” from a group that never actually existed but is claimed to represent all Jews, and it’s basically one long antisemitic screed.
And even these should be available. Just. Not where they’re gonna be used to start a white supremacist cult.
i had three fic ideas. wrote one. i still have three fic ideas. this is not how math is supposed to work.
can this post please back up it’s too close to home
I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven
Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.
🎶99 fanfic ideas on my blog
99 fanfic ideas~
Take one down, pass it around
137 fanfic ideas on my blog🎶
this post walked into my house and kicked in my ribs
For anyone who ever asked me where ideas come from. They creep in and breed when you’re making something else.
There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all
Leo Placements/Leo Moon/Sun/Venus/Leo Risings/Leo in the 7th house influence/Lilith in the 5th house/Lilith in Leo
That boy is a real p*ssy pleaser
A/n: This fic is inspired by the song Black Barbies by the queen Nikk! Ive also been going through a yuuta and yuuji phase (dont get it wrong though geto is still my #1 (￣▽￣*)ゞ) Neways hope you guys enjoy!
Warnings: Pussy fanatic characters, oral, breeding kink, cum kink, pregnancy kink, sexism, sexism, master/pet play, collar/leash, dub con
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Yuji Itadori
- Is a certified pussy addict. Yuji gets absolutely pussy drunk when it comes to you
- Eats pussy like a champ. He could be in between your legs for hours, you could be full on sitting on him suffocating him with your thighs and this man wont even ask for a second to breath. His massive hands will be glued to your thighs, making sure your going no where while a eats you out like a starved man
- Also certified ass man so he'll eat you out while squeezing and kneeding your ass like dough.
- In the end this himbo is a giver more then a receiver. Dont get it twisted though, just because he likes to be on his knees by no means does that make him a sub.
- He'll have you squirting on his pretty face and lap it all up like a starving man
Yuujis hands slipped under you to grab your ass, the fat of your skin filling the creases of his fingers like dough and bringing you closer to his tongue.
"Mhm taste so good baby." Yuji groaned into your heat and you grabbed onto his pink hair for dear life as you trembled below him. "Gonna be good for me and cum baby? If you do ill make you cum again and again."
Normal person finding out they have a crush on someone and telling their friends: Dude they're so cute!! Ugh, I hope they like me back.
INTJ finding out they have a crush and telling their friends: I have a problem. I really hope I don't have to see them very regularly because this would seriously complicate things.
The door was locked.
The mats were washed. All the surfaces were wiped down with disinfectant, and the floors gleamed thanks to the mop.
And Toge Inumaki was sucking on your neck, gently nibbling at the sensitive skin as he guided you against the bar top.
the urge to study hard and live your dream academia life in a castle like college
this is so real
Office Affairs//JujutsuKaisen x Fem!reader Chapter 2
Fem!y/n x Nanami Kento| y/n x Bestfriend! Gojo Satoru
A chuckle leaves Kento's lips when he starts to bounce and flex his leg hitting my clit continuously. "Use me baby, you deserve it."
Words: 2,721
This is a 4 part series and will not be continued once finished. We also have a wattpad
“most people who say they’re bisexual are actually straight and looking for attention” is a biphobic misconception and a statistical error. most people who say they’re bisexual are bisexual. misha collins, who lives in a cave, comes out as straight repeatedly, and commits 10000 attention stunts a year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted