The removal of disc readers from consoles is an act heresy against God
Going to fucking explode I just wanna play Mt games without spending an insane amount of money
Years ago I overheard (eavesdropped upon) a telephone conversation between a public parks official and a golf course owner.
Parks Official: No sir, you cannot
Parks Official: No. They are a protected species
Parks Official: You CANNOT shoot them
Parks Official: Or poison them, no. Or trap them
Parks Official: If you like, we can-- no, I'm it. I'm the ranking official here. There's nobody above me. My boss? You mean... the governor's office? Sure, I guess. Okay bye
After he hung up, he gave me this thousand-yard stare before answering my unvoiced question.
"There's a flock of flamingos at the 9th green disrupting golfers. He wanted permission to go out there with a shotgun and take care of matters, but sensed there might be... legal ramifications. So he called us."
I laughed. "Does that happen often?"
"Oh, we get calls like that a couple times a month."
Country clubs should be burned to the ground and their golf courses turned into community gardens i am 10000% serious
Was golf created for the sole purpose of hoarding ridiculously large amounts of land just to brag about how little they use it?
Yes, literally.
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Trans girls I'd top
twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right
"I don't like butch lesbians" "I don't like masculine women" ok come here
thank you lgbt people who are into horror
thank you lgbt people who creates the horror
thank you lgbt people who are the horror
The twitter death thing sucks for a lot of reasons especially for artists and small creators like I can’t even begin to imagine how bad this feels for them. But even just for me personally as a nobody it sucks because all best the porn artists I followed have scattered to different websites and it’s gonna be really hard to keep up with seeing all of their stuff. It’s not like they can come back here where staff will nuke you if they detect a hint of penis (especially girl penis), and all the other sites like cohost and mastodon and whatnot aren’t going to be able to get mobile apps I can use conveniently because I have an iPhone and Apple is run by puritan assholes.
It really sucks bc I get all of my video game news from there (also a lot of the porn), especially like uktrakill updates and other small studios I follow and a lot of music artists as well (i have separate accounts for these) and its gonna make it really hard to follow things. He'll it already does with things just straight up not working half the time. Twitter is blowing up right alongside D2 and it'd making me sad ):
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
this was from valentine's day this year
it's also a very unsubtle leyendecker reference
“that person is using that label wrong!1!” well sometimes abstract idea’s don’t align with lived realities and sometimes language has limitations and sometimes categories are fake. and honestly? that’s none of your business
Nothing LGBT happened to me this pride month so we have to start it over til we get it right
Reblog to make something LGBT happen to the person you reblogged from during Pride 2
The more trannies you are walking together with in a group, the more people you become a threat to. Many people feel threatened by the presence of just one tranny, of course. But eventually, even well-meaning liberals, who normally consider themselves okay with trannies--maybe even two or three of them!--start to become uncomfortable as that number goes up to four, five, six. "Is something about to happen?", they'll think. "If it does, will they know I'm one of the good ones?" Then they start to wonder if they really are one of the good ones. And they begin to sweat.