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Starfleet On Fleek

@starfleekacademy

Star Trek screenshots with quotes from other shows/movies. Also Star Trek reblogs.
Main blog is nihilistborg.
Tags: ENT . TOS . TNG . DS9 . VOY

honestly i feel like as soon as nog gets to san francisco he’s instantly bmoc because all of those relentlessly xeno starfleet kids’ dearest ambition is to fall in love with a weird type of alien no one else has ever fallen in love with before. and he doesn’t do all that great academically. he gets a lot of mediocre hippie starfleet grades, like a 🌈😕 or a 🐰 or whatever. but he gets like, a ton of action, too. he’s a starfleet dreamboat.

but like it doesn’t even matter at the end of the day because his one and only true love is his childhood best friend jake sisko. okay that’s all goodnight.

I agree obviously but I also want to know more about Starfleet Academy’s emoji-based grading system.  I mean obviously they would.  The 💯 emoji is already based on a grade so there’s a pleasing circularity to this.

💯 - rare perfect score achieved occasionally by especially nerdy Vulcans or a walking stack of books like Jim Kirk 

🏵  - consistently excellent work, probably only one minor fuck-up like mistaking a preganglionic fibre for a postganglionic nerve

🐳  - Ambassador Spock Scholarship for Psychic Translation

🌈😕  - You need to resit Human Sexualities and Genders 101.  It’s okay we’re as confused as you are.

❄️  - you summoned the Crystalline Entity, good for you, make it go away.

🐰 - you’re so cute, we can’t stay mad at you.  

⚾️  - Sisko Was Here (not a grade, just something that happens sometimes)

🕯 - Warning: Sex Ghost Candle