"the latin phrase deus ex machina translates literally as 'god from the machine.' ... god from the machine! an unimaginable force brought down to earth! a level of artificially created power that makes all human problems into trivialities!"
@xenosagaepisodeone // @sweatermuppet // @cyberiada // @prohaloplayer // @taohun // the conceptual failure of orbital lasers by jacob geller
the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired
alt version of he would not fucking say that. they would not fucking have kids
ive been known to have things happen to me in the past from time to time
keeping this short and sweet, i am a jewish trans woman still struggling to make enough money to survive while working my current job
my cashapp is $asheramalcha, anything helps
i do NOT understand people who claim that other people talking about their dreams is “boring” like WHAT?!
"who are you when you're not consuming media" presumably the same person just not watching TV or reading a book?
"can you bear who you are if you're not distracted" well yeah cause I'm the same person? you can't ask people if they can stand themselves and then be baffled if they take it personally
One of the only thing the 2000s had going for it was the mythbusters. Those dudes ruled, nobody hated the mythbusters, I mean they hated each other but nobody else hated the mythbusters
ppl will be like "this is unhinged" but the door is just ajar
banning pornography will not stop people from horny posting on your website but instead all the horny posts will now be about how someone wants to be a 2008 Volvo and have a butch mechanic change their oil and stuff like that
showing someone a movie is like fuuuuuck its bad now
a movie can become unfunny and even offputting faster than you realize if youre not careful
imma be real with you chief i am not buying crabs to help a company be profitable. i dont care that this website is losing money. remember when we all celebrated at how we tanked its value so bad when verizon sold it. corporate tumblr are not your friends you do not need to give them money.
donate to mutual aid groups or individual fundraisers for medical bills or something instead
gay surgeon taking out my organs: intestines, slay. Liver, slay. Spleen, slay. Appendix… FLOP!
me: can yuo turn the lady Gaga down it’s making the anesthetic wear off
“it’s weird for queer minors to be friends with queer adults” oh my god. ohhh my god.
intergenerational community support, especially in a community that is split so much age wise as the queer community, is immensely fucking important. get to know older queers and younger queers. this is how communities frazzle out and die to infighting.
the hypothetical queer adult that people are mad over in the post this is refrencing is 35 years old. only 35.
its weird for any minors to be friends with any adults, queer or not. There should be no reason why unrelated adults or minors should be making close relationships in any sense outside of professional ones. I understand wanting education, but they can be taught when they are adults as well.
is this a joke.
If you believe there is something inherently wrong with adults being friends with teens, you've been brainwashed into believing that every adult sees youth as a form solicitation.
This makes you part of the problem.