You’re just jealous cause I’m genuine freak and you have to wear a mask! – Penguin

The man has an eight-foot penny encased in Clear Carbonite sitting in his Cave, Er... I mean Garage that few know about BUT it’s Oswald that’s on the edge, right?!

I do not care wo likes it or not, THE REAL SUPERMAN Wears Red Fruit of the looms on the OUTSIDE.  He even gets a volume discount from the company as he is the best advertisement campaine ever!

Your memory will live on in Myths and Legends of the cow who gave her life so I can live without having to eat dangerous foods.  See, I was recently diagnosed with Heart Disease and my Doctor wants me on a diet of mostly meat.  Some sort of new thing that prevents a diet of mostly carbs, such as a lot of pasta, grains, breads, potatoes, anything with high or possibly higher Gluten.  Red meat has next to no Gluten.  So, I eat a diet of mostly meat and you keep worshiping a freaking Cow.  BTW:  I believe the animal pictured here is a DAIRY COW.  They use them for milk and other dairy products like Butter, Yogurt, Cheese, etc.  These ones don’t go to the slaughter, dumbass!  I bet you don’t eat eggs either.  

started watching the mandalorian and now I’m in love with Cara Dune whoops

Get in line, my friend.  I think she should have been Wonder Woman.  WW is not supposed to be a dainty flower like Gal Gadot.  With all due respect to GG, she is just not ‘right’ for the role.  If not WW, then a serious studio talk about Cara playing Big Barda.  For those who do not know who Big Barda is, you are missing the ONLY Warrior Woman (from an alien planet) who has ever kicked WW butt in the DC universe.  It’s a long History and could fill a whole film.  The curious thing about DC Universe is how Tech is Anachronistic and can only be opposed by ‘Magic’.  also, Magic “has a price”.  You don’t just act like Harry Potter and fly on a broom.  You have to PAY for that temporary ability.  Superman flying with Lois Lane (in some stories) is the result of Superman using a combo of his own Kryptonian Tech AND a bit of Zatana’s Magic, which Clark must “Pay For Later”.

Damn right

Gradys wisdom.

Yes, Thank you, Mister Grady.  He was/is the Black Einstein.  They often bad-mouthed him because he was smart, told the truth and didn’t give a flying Frakk who liked it or not. Also check out Thomas Sowell, 90 years old who has an actual IQ just about three points lower than Nikola Tesla.  So many great, geniuses who were ignored because they were black or part-black.  *Black History Month comes around and funny we never hear about these men?!  Why is that?!  I am just saying be consistent.  Many Black Colonists, Free, enslaved and Indentured Servants worked for Ben Franklin in his work as a Scientist and as a Doctor.  Many years later these men passed on what they had learned from Franklin and served as hospital Doctors, Field Surgeons  and Emergency Military Medics For BOTH sides of the Civil War.  Again, funny we never hear about these men during Black History Month??  It’s a slap in the face to Medicine, The Men themselves and to Ben Franklin.  Franklin was nominated to be the first U.S. President but he basically turned down the nomination telling his colleagues “he was too old for this $#!^”.

Ha!  Would have been better if the people bought some new REEBOKS and walked.  For the record the squirrel was wearing Skechers.  

If you can not read one of these, then if you can, Watch ANY episode of the original Black and White “ The Twilight Zone”.  The first few episodes is the show getting on its feet and finding itself.  Anything from season onward should make you think.  I was a fair student in middle school but after watching episodes of The Twilight Zone every Friday late night, I started to understand and my grades went up and became much more cynical about the world around me.  Those storylines still hold up and can show you the “clouded” world around us all.  For it’s day, The Twilight Zone was a better X-FILES.  

That’s…. Yeah.

Incompetent and clueless. He's a good Democrat.

ATF already has a definition of assault weapon, they need selective fire and a full auto option at a minimum iirc. Which that takes the AR-15 off the list already, you know unless you have a wire coat hanger handy.

That doesn't fit the agenda, tho.

*A middle-aged white man who just ate three bowls of his wife’s “Florida-style Chili” and washed it down with Four Beers and a double-shot of Johnny Walker Red IS THE DEFFINITION of carrying an “Assault Weapon”.  No firearm or bullets need be involved.  So, maybe they need to outlaw homemade cooking instead of guns.  Thanks Carl, you just ruined it for the rest of us.

wake up babe new sport just dropped

Air rights in America are 500ft above the tallest building in urban areas. Below that is considered the property of the owner. The police are effectively on their property without a warrant. Shoot them down and file a lawsuit immediately

Rebloging for the legal solution to a problem that has only been adressed physically until now.

you got it

Hey, man, my stepdad says NOT to throw glass bottles at drones as the broken glass could hurt local animals like squirrels and alley cats.  He says to either practice your lasso skills or better yet, Step up on your Bow and Arrow training.  Go Green Arrow on those M... Fuggers!  Drone lassoing should be a new sport found in rodeos.  Hogtie those SOBS in record time.  Just a footnote:  *Back when we had the original ROBOCOP, we thought it was cool.  Then the local gangs found him and took him apart.  The lesson isn’t that they vandalized ROBOCOP.  The issue is they took apart a government robot who was trying to tell the citizens what to f$%^ig do!  So, cool to the kids, oppressive to the adults who knew better. Something to think about.

Shit! 😲😮😧

I told you ‘Jiffy Lube’ sucked balls!  Now, do I call my insurance agent or yours, wonder-brain?!

Grant E. Hamilton, 1895

Amazing!  If I told you this was a painting of a real, long-forgotten mortal sanctuary, that was eventually destroyed, BUT was rebuilt as a place of massive and mind-blowing architectural masterpiece, would you want to go there?!

otectual 

Its time.

Off to a good start

Hello i have a new favorite movie

The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms

Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.

Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising

I'm speechless

[gun fire]

[raptor screeches]

She's talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her

"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"

Solidarity

Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic

[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]

Me: 😒

[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]

Me: oh??? 😏😌

He's literally reading a book called Crime

Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was...different

Father Stewart: you're not THAT different. they're are plenty of people like that in the church

Bro i can't even describe this vietnam war flashback.....there's 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone's backyard......a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they've lost.....they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then.......his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died....which is why he joined the priesthood...the editing feels like a fever dream

How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur

NINJAS?!

If anyone wants a second opinion I've seen this movie and can confirm it's exactly what you'd expect from the cover: A stupid but fun time. The exact moment I knew it was special was when it cut to the shot that just said "VFX: Car on fire"

EDIT: Also when the pimp goes to confession.

Wow!  Anybody out there remember the “Kroft Superstars of Saturday Morning”?!  These “Dinos” are on the same level as Slezzaks.  Will Ferrell tried to make a movie version of the Slezzaks part of the Kroft series a few years back.  It only included the “Land of the Lost” segments.  It was then meant to be just comedy but it was lame.

A Quote from Obama, " Ordinary Men & Women are too Small Minded to Govern Their Own Affairs"

Obama:  “Order and progress can only come when individuals surrender their rights to an all powerful sovereign.”

Ummmm.. Who are you calling small minded you communist schmuck!

Never did trust him... You can say this is not real, but his actions over 8 years and his two books say you're wrong.

I understand that there is a major outbreak of “Flesh-eating Bacteria” in and surrounding ‘Martha’s Vineyard’.  The Obama’s just moved into that prime area.  So, is there a connection?!  Carried it in or found it by mere Divine Intervention?!  Not funny but makes one think.  I actually feel sorry for them.  Look up records from the mid-1970′s as this has happened before then no more mention of it.  I guess they have really good Doctors.  Before then we were not told much by the NEWS.  For those accusing me of being a Christian, you got it wrong.  I am a believer in the “Great Flying Spaghetti Monster who sneezed the universe into existence”.   Laugh, it’s a real relgion.

USS da Vinci

I saw this originally and liked it very much.  But, the Cousin ship of this Sabre-class is the Rapier-class and Yes, I know there are like over a dozen different ship designs and prototypes using the name, Rapier as an official class name.   

That face you make when you start to realize that over half your shit is still stored on Hillary’s newest laptop.  Run, Barry. Just Run.

BEST. JOKER. EVER!  And he WILL make you sorry if he can’t find his special blend in the break room.

Star Trek if it were written by George R.R. Martin.

lol

Star Trek 3.5 :  The Search for Nimoy’s Lost Payroll Check.  I keep telling them, Bill, that it’s just a mix-up and that I am not dead... Anymore.

OK I KNOW THIS ISN’T RELATED TO STAR TREK SHIPS BUT I MADE IT ANYWAY BECAUSE OF REASONS

Even Nichelle is sick of all the Generation Z crud.  Uhura had to do the ‘big’ stuff before the rest of the wayward crew got to Vulcan.  She had to make every thing go right and smoothly.  Some day the ENTERPRISE will no longer need her but NOT TODAY!  Ensign Ro, Uhura, and a few others had enough balls to just bitch slap the cocky out of someone 

“With the corrupt policies being pursued by the authorities in statewide office, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that not everyone in the state is thrilled with the policies being pushed by Salem. On Tuesday, 5 Oregon counties voted in favor of leaving the state and becoming part of Idaho.” ~…