Gene: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.
Betty: ...I did. I broke it.
Gene: No. No, you didn’t. Charles?
Charles: Don’t look at me. Look at Brett!
Brett: What?! I didn’t break it.
Charles: Huh, that’s weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Brett: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Charles: Suspicious.
Brett: No, it’s not!
Richard: If it matters, probably not…Fannie was the last one to use it.
Fannie: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Richard: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Fannie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!
Betty: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Gene.
Gene: No. Who broke it?
Bert: Gene...Johnny’s been awfully quiet…
Johnny O: Really?!
Bert: Yes, really—
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Gene, to the camera: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and Ira’s head on a stick.
Gene: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
