Anyone else feeling like this today?

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

date of origin: April 18, 2021

#it even has a deactivated blog

Look at that subtle off-kilter humour… the tasteful length of the reblog chain… oh my god, it even has a deactivated blog

dude where’s my

ability to experience pleasure in the things that give me a reason to live

The wisteria around my house is in bloom again and my cat loves nothing more than basking in the shade under them. 

ancient vampire characters who pursue teenagers like.... romantically... you are absolutely swagless. die

i don't care if she looks like your dead wife if she's worried about what she'll wear to prom and you personally remember the louisiana purchase what common ground could you possibly have i am going to stake you

I couldn’t agree more.

i come from a long line of guys who had something wrong with them

IE Tower University Driving Innovation in Madrid

That’s a PlayStation

some cockiness to call it "Animal Crossing 2.0" like no brah. it's 1.0 youve finally delivered the full game.

I absolutely love this desk! All the cubbies and secret drawers to stash personal stuff in.

I wish I was so extra I had a dollhouse for a desk.

obi-wan: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time

anakin: [cracking his knuckles]

anakin: manslaughter it is

Sigh.

For those of you who like to visualise these things, that's roughly enough to fill this bucket:

the content creators are at it again, creating content.

Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

Goddamn preach this

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

me being sad about my stomach then 5 minutes later