Sir that's my emotional support tumblr mutual who I've never actually talked to
Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”
Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*
Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-
Me:
For every single person in the notes going “yeah” or “same” or something like that…
that’s it that’s what it feels like
u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit
i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business
cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)
forks:
So uh, good news for the phandom I guess
im his left hand arm man. his nothing. his traitor. his arch nemesis. his foul beast
his man hook hand hook car door
Me trying to leave a comment on a fic I love but not knowing what to say
I’ve never seen Boku No Hero Academia but I trust All Might
I have now seen Boku No Hero Academia and not only do I trust All Might but I would lay my life down for Toshinori Yagi at a moment’s notice I would rob all the stars from the sky if it meant that he would always be smiling and happy I love hi
a buncha shit
we should come up with additions with increasingly more specific animals for increasingly more specific situations
Chickenshit - cowardly
the thing about parrots is that you can feel them Scheming™️ like it’s a physical force they emit
made most of this with leftover paint from mixing colors for the floating cherubim heads
I hope the CCs who are moving to tumblr know that a big part of the reason why this place is so nice is because we don’t have the kind of unrestricted access to CCs that fans get on twitter.
I’ll welcome them as wholeheartedly as I do every other twitter refugee but sophietexas, pikaclicks, and any other CC who happens to read this - I strongly urge you to keep anon asks off, not allow DMs, and if possible keep your askbox closed altogether most of the time and only open it when you specifically feel like talking to people.
tumblr is a chill place because the boundaries between fan and CC have, up until now, been built in (because up until now there haven’t been any CCs publicly using the website). CCs reading this, I would ask you to help maintain those boundaries as much as possible however you can. again, I’m glad you’re here! biggest and most heartfelt congratulations for making it off the bird app! I’m just also very nervous you’ll bring the bird app with you, because I’ve seen this kind of thing happen before.
oh ABSOLUTELY, yeah. now that we have a direct line to certain CCs i expect things might get a little more hectic around here, especially since some folks are moving over from twitter. that doesn’t necessarily have to be a bad thing if we can keep tumblr etiquette n shit in place but everyone should try their best to reinforce those boundaries that have kept mcytblr chill for so long
if anyone does anything that goes against boundaries or etiquette, let them know politely. they might be new around here and we want to keep this experience fun and safe for everyone <3
I really do hope that they never find the woman who ruined the Tour de France this year. I hope the international manhunt gets them nowhere and this woman becomes the D.B. Cooper of bad cardboard signs
For those unaware: A woman holding a single handmade sign up to the cameras at the Tour de France accidentally knocked a cyclist at the front of the pack off of his bike, causing a pileup that became the largest mass crash in the race's entire history. She fled the country and there is now an international manhunt to find her and sue her.
i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good
mwg-7
I have been struggling
For a long fucking time
with why my adderall was having such uneven effects and varying efficacy
and the weird pattern of what made it work and not work and if it was building up in my system or not
and fucking nobody told me I shouldn’t drink a glass of Kool-Aid to take the pills with
or eat fucking Pop-Tarts or Life cereal
this is the most useful information I have ever received from tubr and it seems to be confirmed by several other places upon searching
so this actually should be spread like wildfire like actually
Me reading this realizing tunglr dawt kom gave me more information about my medication than MYDOCTORRRRRSSSSSS MYYYYYYYY FUCKENNNNN DOCTORSSSSS PLURAL MULTIPLE DOCTORSSSSSSSS
Reblogging to spread this ridiculously important info
Also if you are ANEMIC and take IRON SUPPLEMENTS DO NOT TAKE WITH CAFFEINE. No coffee, caffeinated tea, etc. The caffeine will block iron absorption and you won’t actually get any of that iron that you just took!!
This man knows how to sell a car
It’s back! The 1999 Toyota Corolla!
