May you all find joy equal to or greater than the joy this woman is having with her new hobby
whaoh why is uncle iroh giving zuko drugs
uncle highroh lol
Quite possibly THE funniest way to frame a former president being deemed a criminal in court
The black areas represent the remaining natural dark skies in the United States
I’ve been in the middle of the ocean at night and now live in texas and it is so hard to explain to people that no, they have not ever seen the night sky. It is so hard to explain to people that what they think is a proper night sky is fucking pathetic. A disgrace.
People talk about how you can’t see stars in the city and yeah, that’s true, but their concept of “seeing stars” is being able to make out orion’s belt.
So, so few people have see the sky in all its glory and it’s not sad. It’s a fucking crime. Seeing a perfectly dark night, no clouds, not a hint of light pollution? That’s a fucking religious experience.
The sky the vast vast majority of us grew up with is not the sky that inspired us to look up. It is not the sky that inspired constellations. You can’t even see most constellations.
Your ancestors looked at the night sky and said “surely, that is where the gods must live.” And you might be lucky if you can see hardly more than a handful of stars.
The sky is full, fucking FULL, of stars, and you’ve never seen them.
light pollution is also actively harmful to many species of birds, mammals, and insects
I took this photo on the Isle of Skye, in a place with no light pollution. Skies can look like this.
I think so much about how if we weren’t stuck fighting for our lives and clawing for scraps, our social and political movements could be about things like this. Bringing the night sky back.
manifesting a good day for every tumblr girl out there in the cruel unforgiving world
my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
Bow down to your king
I can’t stop outdoing myself
Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right
In case anyone needs it today :)
*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*
*clicks the citation*
*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”
*clicks on the link*
Bitches out here roleplaying internet trolling
There are many bad things about TikTok but i really don’t like how specifically it’s designed to convince hot people they’re funny
Where can I get five of these, I always struggle with the touchless sensors in the bathroom
So the jackets are magic
Item: Jacket of the Watercloset Wizard; causes nearby plumbing fixtures to activate automatically
talents include: biting people, bisexuality, media analysis, meowing, and Kubrick stare








