did a sketch trade! here’s claret’s shiny trash boy from pathfinder~ <3

I hate you it’s so PRETTY I log onto tumblr for the first time in ages and I see THIS and I HAVE to reblog it 😂❤️

And then shawarma after?

It just occurred to me Noir doesn’t know that ketchup and mustard are distinguished by color (since black and white world) and it trying to figure out what’s in the bottles 

THE SERVERS ARE VENOM AND MOVIE VENOM.

Is no one gonna mention the two Spider-Mans recognising each other in the background or

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions

If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned 

But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

Repost to spread. (Not really humor)

https://www.theverge.com/interface/2020/3/12/21174815/earn-it-act-encryption-killer-lindsay-graham-match-group

my god, this country is becoming fucking dystopian.

y’all working from home

SCREAM…..so what

Absolutely fucking surreal start-of-the-movie vibe, calmly eating dinner in a restaurant while the TV describes the collapse of the global economy and I keep overhearing snatches from the surrounding tables about the coming plague

nah it only counts if you’re having a messy breakup with the woman you will tenderly reconcile with ninety minutes later

The other day I was delivering a pizza and there was on this guy’s lawn a newspaper perfectly oriented on one of the steps to his front door so you could just make out the words in bold print “PLAGUE FEARS DEEPEN” and I’m like yep that’s a movie trailer shot.

I hope as you came in you were listening to a song that is currently popular but not too expensive to license for the soundtrack

girls be actin freaky at the wrong time u at the drive thru and u ask her want she want and she's like "you😛" bitch there's 3 cars behind us

a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can brawl to the death in green hill zone and funnily enough i dont turn off the magic floating ball that lets them do the biggest silly bullshit. im playing this game in the kitchen

GET HIS ASS

this video is incomprehensible

wtf?

who?

I just read the plot of this and somehow it gets worse???

the dwarfs are princes under a curse. In order to break the spell, they need a pair of magic red shoes. But currently the red shoes are owned by Snow White, who, get this, has “let herself go” but when she wears the shoes, they show how beautiful she is on the inside—aka thin.

So basically in order for the princes to break the curse, they have to doom Snow White to a life of fatness. why do they hate us so much.

Yikes…

Saw the movie recently and that’s literally not the plot at all

The advertisement group was disgusting af and when the movie came out it was actually nothing like those ads

The princes need to be loved by a “beautiful” woman but what’s beautiful is an opinion.

Snow white loves her size and strength (yeah she lifts!) but her dad goes missing and no man was willing to help her until she ended up in those red shoes. She doesn’t like what the shoes make her into. She just likes finally being helped.

It’s a love story between her and one of the dwarves where He needs to learn to not judge himself or other’s based off appearances

Spoilers but they get together at the end

He’s a prince again and she stays her cute fat self

So, it was really just a case of really bad marketing

Cockatiel singing a Zelda song with vegetation on its head - cute animal

SOUND ON!!! 🔊

This they funniest voice cover ever

Oh my god that sass I can’t even

what in the screaming blue christ

Let him enjoy the art

is he.... you know.... your narrative foil?

“You believe in science? Okay, tell me two sciences.”

I’m reminded of when women say they like Star Wars and insecure fanboys give them pop quizzes asking them to name all the moons of Endor. 

TRICK QUESTION! Endor IS a moon! Gotcha, fake fans!

People keep getting humiliated because they created this idea that AOC is this clueless imbecile when she is actually a smart cookie with the credentials to back it up. She wrecks them every time they underestimate her.