Norbert: You don't like the game because you suck at it.
Daggett: I don't suck at it! It sucks! And you suck!
Daggett: *throws the game controller and leaves*
Norbert: Help me fold the laundry.
Daggett: Why?
Norbert: So we can put it away.
Daggett: Or we could just leave it in the laundry basket and pull it out as we need it.
Norbert: There’s a flaw in your plan, but I’m not seeing it.
Daggett: *playing video games with Norbert* I am crushing it. I’ve never played so well. I’m burying you!
Norbert: You realize you’re the top half of the screen?
Daggett: NOOOOOOO!
Daggett: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Norbert: Yes. Absolutely.
Daggett: When?
Norbert: When you're right.
Daggett: I consider myself a responsible adult.
Norbert: I watched you almost get your toast out of the toaster with a fork before I stopped you.
Daggett: I consider myself an adult.
Norbert: Our bond as siblings is so strong, there is absolutely nothing that can dent it.
Daggett: I was hungry so I finished your last box of cereal.
Norbert: You're dead to me.
Daggett: Important announcement! I am officially no longer going to be the bigger beaver.
Daggett: If you annoy or upset me in any way I am just going to bite you. Thank you for understanding.
Daggett: *fishing* I said I wanted bacon and eggs!
Norbert: Okay, let me just go back in time and prevent you from eating the ones we BROUGHT!
Daggett: You can do that?
Daggett, having lit a huge firecracker: Did it say when our vision would come back?
Norbert: Box said two days.
Daggett: Totally worth it.
Daggett: I can't do that, I'll embarrass myself!
Norbert: That's never stopped you before!
You just have to get...funky...
Barry
Daggett: One time, I ate about 150 jalapeño poppers in under 2 minutes.
Daggett: Everyone at the hospital was so impressed.
Daggett: Oh, it snowed last ni-
Norbert, pelting him in the face with a snowball: Tell me something I don't know.
Daggett:
Daggett: THIS IS WAR!
The thing you are most
afraid to write,
Write that.
— advice to young writers
cuddling
Important addition:
Daggett: I want to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the shopping mall and everything I want is free.
Norbert: That’s called night robbery.
Daggett: So be it.