saw the new matrix trailer

my favorite comment so far is “it’s not directed by the brothers but the sister this time. honestly can’t believe they would give up the reins of their baby like that”

like

sir

I’m incredibly out of it right now but this car at my apartment complex is sending me

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

A gay man who happens to look eerily similar to anti-LGBT extremist and Vice President-elect Mike Pence is putting his looks to good use ― by wandering the streets of NYC in short shorts and collecting money to benefit important organizations.

HELL YEAH!

THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS YEAR

NEW PLAN: trap mike pence in a pit and stealthily replace him with Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence a la Mad-Eye Moody or Mystique in that one xmen movie. then when trump is impeached, Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence will become President Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence. a just and powerful leader. “What happened to you, Mike Pence?” his supporters will cry in 2018 as he instates his new federal holiday, Mandatory Give $20 To Your Gay Neighbor Day. “I had a change of heart,” he will say, as villainous actual Mike Pence struggles against his bonds in a well-appointed Park Slope living room

D I R E C T. A C T I O N.

He was at the women’s march this year and he scared the living BEJEEBUS out of me because I turned around and saw him out of the corner of my eye haha

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him…

Mike Pence

“i look like mike pence so you don’t have to”

not all heroes wear pants

julius caesar as just Some Dude is tripping me out

i swear my funniest jokes are the ones that only like 3 people will get

I showed this to my boyfriend and he was struggling to get it until I asked "what did she give him?" And he wouldn't look at me for a solid 20 seconds while I laughed like a broken hyena

outfit for when you're fishing with the boys

if you were wearing this all at the same time the bottom half of the shirt would get cut off and all you would see is “of course i cum fast” and a big ol bass

honestly? that's funnier

I love this so much

It’s not her fault! Cats are really bad at object permanency.

I like when he shows her the toy at the beginning and she does a little hand gesture like “YEAHTHATs the shit I like!”

always remember that love will always come back to u. in a different form, different person, different hobby, different touch. but in any way, love will always come back.

“Franz Kafka, the story goes, encountered a little girl in the park where he went walking daily. She was crying. She had lost her doll and was desolate.

Kafka offered to help her look for the doll and arranged to meet her the next day at the same spot. Unable to find the doll he composed a letter from the doll and read it to her when they met.

“Please do not mourn me, I have gone on a trip to see the world. I will write you of my adventures.” This was the beginning of many letters. When he and the little girl met he read her from these carefully composed letters the imagined adventures of the beloved doll. The little girl was comforted.

When the meetings came to an end Kafka presented her with a doll. She obviously looked different from the original doll. An attached letter explained: “my travels have changed me… “

Many years later, the now grown girl found a letter stuffed into an unnoticed crevice in the cherished replacement doll. In summary it said: “every thing that you love, you will eventually lose, but in the end, love will return in a different form.”

-May Benatar, The Pervasiveness of Loss 

That didn’t take long

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Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

this is fucking real im not inspect elementing this time

Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who