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@stahpdude

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i unironically believe electricity is the closest thing we have to magic in this universe. consider:

  • it's basically what human "souls" are made of (your consciousness is the result of miniscule amounts of electric charge jumping between neurons in your brain)
  • when handled incorrectly or encountered in the wild, it is a deadly force that can kill you in at least half a dozen different ways
  • when treated respectfully and channeled into the proper conduits, it is a power source that forms the backbone of modern society
  • if you engrave the right sigils into a rock and channel electricity into it, you can make the rock think
  • there is a dedicated caste of mages (electrical engineers) tasked with researching it in ivory towers
  • whatever the fuck Galvani was doing with those frog legs
  • look at this and just try to tell me it isn't a kind of summoning circle

@princessmoonraven you've been a sorceress for decades, i KNEW it.

Well shit, now everyone knows.

yeah. this is what you get for not burning our house down back in 08. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

howdy!

edit: of course they said howdy back!

its payment for every weeb who goes to japan and thinks anime is real

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I got fined for forgetting to scan my ticket while riding a train in france, and after the officer left, the guy sitting across from me got very serious and said "shit... happens" then looked so proud of himself when I smiled at that.

im proud of him too