CALLOUT POST FOR @staggbones
i simply can’t be quiet about this any longer, stagg’s choices have gone under the radar for long enough and i think it’s time people finally knew what they’re like.
1. they are homophobic
i know this may come as a shock to anyone who knows stagg, as you may think “but aren’t they queer?” and that’s what i thought too, but as you’ll see here, they are homophobic;
2. they’re sucking hard nut cus their peen butt fucking /gen
3. they killed me in splatoon
now, i don’t have proof of this one, but take my word for it, they relentlessly kill me in splatoon ANY time we play together. it’s cruel. they do not listen to my cries for help. :/
4. they eat arby’s
5. they force me to watch them play fishing games for HOURS. i spend hours sitting there begging them to stop but they don’t, they force me to watch them fish.
“i love fishing, and my boyfriend is a fish. coincidence? i think not.” -stagg
they have been making me watch them fish i have so muich proof please help me please they WONT STOP FISHING
6. called me a slur

