anyone else write their posts as haikus hoping the bot reposts them

anyone else write

their posts as haikus hoping

the bot reposts them

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?

'cause I'm miserable and nobody even knows

my son who i hate

me when i was 15

strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt

if u are reading this i am pouring positive vibes on u from a lil watering can

She’s a 10 but she lives off of academic validation while simultaneously procrastinating like she’s been promised immortality

me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

its true

having adhd makes all of your thoughts feel like a 7-way venn diagram

and explaining anything like this

Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

op tryna make bees come outta ppls bones

Thank you for appreciating my image cropping

every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

“Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” the tortured poet screams

Many people think this lyric is stupid but they don’t know that she actually channeled the spirit of a closeted 13 year old gay boy and let him ghost write this for her because she’s an ally. So that’s that

I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

And what do you think you can bring to our company?

Gonna steal from it