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This is so sweet. I hope they have a long life together.

Bruh if I tried to bathe my cat in an eclipsed space like that I’d be dead. She’d make that’s bitch look like a giant blender

olny one survived

hunger games

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I could not not share this!!!

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Weave long pussy tight

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Azealia Banks 

“Take me to an art museum. Kiss me between the paintings.”

Musee de l'Orangerie by Claude Monet

One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

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Omg you missed the best one

SAY IT WITH ME: I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

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Wanna remind y'all that Bea Arthur actually opened a homeless shelter for LGBT+ youth in NYC

this got 1k notes in 4 hours are y'all ok

this got 5k notes in 6 hours are y'all ok

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

Hera smiting you as soon as you appear there:

Me, walking right back into Olympus after I convince Zeus to give me some thotty job like cup bearer or whatever so Hera can’t touch me:

this post makes me thankful that the world didn’t end

If I had to nominate one of my posts as my favorite I’ve made the last decade, it would be this one.

adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself

me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

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Be able to talk to the three people I eat lunch with

Have a life?

I'd feel so much more confident about being social, taking chances, and do much better with change.

this internship would not be as hard as it is

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The live action Full Metal Alchemist looks so good

it really be light outside until 7pm now, goodbye seasonal depression u dumb bitch

NO BUT DO YOU WANT TO HEAR MY THEORY FOR THIS SCENE

This doesn’t comply with the books, I realize, but it doesn’t exactly not comply either.

Why would Malfoy rip a page out of a random book? If he wanted the book, he could have just bought the book himself. He’s not poor, his family doesn’t discourage learning. He chooses to rip a particular page with a pointed glance out of a book. Why?

Think of what this and Dobby’s actions of warning have in common: Lucius Malfoy. The one who was apparently talking freely of the dangers that would face the Muggle borns this year. I think Draco knew more about what was going on, or at least figured more out, than he let on to his friends. Why? He was worried.

How does this connect to the ripped paper? How did Harry and Ron find out about the basilisk? How did Hermione?

A ripped piece of paper on basilisks.

Now we’re to assume that Hermione found this in a library book and promptly ripped it out to take with her.

But why would Hermione, with her love and care for books almost on par with the librarian, rip a page out of a book she could have just checked out? My guess is she didn’t find it in the library.

My guess is Draco somehow slipped her the piece of paper that he ripped out of a book before school started, detailing the monster he knew was in the Chamber.

He slipped Hermione the paper somehow, whether by leaving it on her desk or planting it in her bag. He tried to warn them, as best he could.

HOLY SHIT

I always wondered why they so importantly showed Malfoy ripping the page from the book. It was strange to me. Yes he’s destructive but honestly there is no point in showing that. But you’re right- Hermione would NEVER rip out a page of a book- this makes so much sense. 

THE EPIPHANY I JUST HAD.

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

beepboop. censorbot approved

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

hello, future tumblr! this is what we thought was funny in december 2018.

We still think it’s funny in December 2019