hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff
Codename:“The Distraction and The Destruction”
I made a decoy wallet for pickpockets. TAKE THAT CRIME!
this is a great way to get spite-stabbed
oddbagel
Jokes on you that was my goal in the first place
THE BEST WAY TO GO OUT: CONTINUING A RUNNING GAG.
gif87a-com
that’ll learn ya
weaux
she was just thirsty :(
I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE
Posting a Snapchat to your story and then waiting for that one specific person to watch it, is the modern day equivalent of Gatsby throwing elaborate parties seeking Daisy’s attention.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short, but scream it at them in German because life is also confusing and scary.
birdsarelikeawesomeman
The more I watch the funnier it gets
oreides
Bill Nye acknowledged and validated pansexuality on his new Netflix show, Bill Nye Saves the World.
Even though I don’t particularly like the “regardless of” definition of pansexuality, I’ve seen quite a few people who are really happy about this and that is so important to me.
So, endless shoutouts to Bill Nye for acknowledging and validating people who very rarely feel seen and valid.
THIS HAD ME SO HYPE IN KINDERGARTEN🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
oh goodness , nostalgia 😰
Nostalgia just hit me so hard
Why is no one taking about the best pun in all of Bobs Burgers
Reasons Dean Winchester is Batman 1) has died multiple times 2) dead parents 3) awesome fighter 4) trauma 5) adopts literally every child he sees
