still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago
some of my favourite sign fails <3
You’re telling me a LOBSTER squeezed this lime?
Gin and clawnic
a doordasher bringing mcdonalds to a group of four 25 year olds who have the exact same arrangement as the grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory
god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
the hot new trend is "guard posting"
Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
monday afternoon baby we gettin it!!!!!
if you warch all this you get to belive
This is it. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]
a reasonable society would base their entire economy around this
GUY BUILDING THE OTHER END OF THE PIPE: the jazz ghost is back
the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
old people on facebook are too much
Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:
You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.
She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖








