Stabby

This human or ai game is gonna make me cry I was being friends with this guy and he's an ai

Maybe we’re all secretly ai

Woah

Can you imagine the frustration of getting stabbed by a spork? That’s hilarious. But that’s exactly what happened to John F Kennedy when he was shot by Lee Harvey Oswald wielding a Chicago Typewriter 52.

I made 6 tiny aizawa stickers and I think I need help

you dont need help, you need more tiny aizawa stickers

I do. I need so many

microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

tags written by microwave mimic. "oh just reach in the moment the food is 1 second from ready. yeah your whole arm."

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

I live in America, and I was only taught to hide and be quiet. I had to learn this on Tumblr. If one more person says that technology is ruining children, they best shut the hell up because this could be saving lives

We had more lockdown drills at school than we did fire drills…

Sadly this is needed for lgbt+ people too. Stay safe darlings

this is very important nowadays

i live in america, i was only taught that if a shooting happened that i should hide in the closet and be quiet,

i just learned this on tumblr .

this could save lives. im reblogging.

Reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to tag you in random stuff they think you’ll like

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

The worse the explanation, the better.

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

Like this?

actually what the christ

welcome to my blog

Good Find

church bells have been ringing for like an hour

yes we get it the twat is king now can you shut the fuck up and let me hate the monarchy in peace