— TONI MORRISON, from ‘Beloved’.
Me at social gatherings: *sneezes and makes a note of everyone who doesn’t say bless you*
When you finally get the puppy you always wanted. (via alyssalauren)
THEY GOT THEIR CAT A DOG I CANNOT
THEY GOT THEIR CAT A DOG!
worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner
still thinking about yesterdya’s nancy, it’s so so good
non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces
he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well
Blue lives matters is just another way for racist to be racist. Keep your blue lives matters to yourself.
Creator • @mattxiv
please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet
coolman-famsquad
mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ
it's really just super fun & cool that u can trace all of your emotional problems directly back to events and circumstances in your childhood and young adulthood & there is no escape. am I right
femtabulous
It makes me sick to my stomach that we have to explain this so thoroughly.
Even sicker that you don’t have to use a grand amount for the metaphor, not $1000, not even $20. Men can understand the store of value of $5 more than they can understand the concept of women as humans.
I think what’s saddest about the whole thing is that it always has to be a metaphor about an object for them to get it. Like the classic comparison to someone getting robbed because they were dressed rich so they were asking for it.
The only understand when women are compared to objects because that’s what they see is as.
Source: attn.com
cumonthevoid
why did they give this line to the villain
To make it seem like a bad thing to young girls
instead this just made young girls gay for Glenn Close
because your employer telling you not to have a personal life is abusive and ffs tumblr can you put your skulls together and crowd source a few brain cells for one goddamn second.
dan radcliffe was really like “yeah yeah thanks for the career and the money and everything but you will respect trans people or die by my sword” and i love him for it