u deserve the best

Sometimes as a woman it’s important for you to wake up late and be alone in the house on a cloudy cold day with your feelings.

I love fanfic writers. Never change.

This is a similar yet also opposite vibe to the fanfic writer who apologized for being late because she was getting married.

holy shit, the amount of disrespect in this clip is staggering. I would quit playing.

This is fucking great.

i dont even know which game this is from but i howled

y'all are really missing out on this one

Snoopy

me and the girlies on our way to the knickknacks and trinkets section of the thrift store

oh potatus et molassus etc etc

happy september >:)

It always upsets me so much when I see interpretations/illustrations of the two headed calf poem that show a living calf being torn away from its mother and killed to sell to a museum and framing the poem as being "humanity kills beautiful things for being different".

Two headed cows almost never survive more than a few hours after their birth. The farmer finds the *body* the next day. The calf was destined to die, and that's a tragedy, but for the time it was alive, it had a beautiful and unique experience.

It's not a poem about the cruelty of man. It's a poem about the beauty of life in an indifferent universe. It's about purpose and beauty being able to exist even in an existence doomed to come to an end, as all our lives are. It's not a poem about how a calf dies, but how, even for only a brief moment, it was alive.

And, for that moment, because of that life, however fleeting, the sky had twice as many stars.

Unmute !

This is so hysterical on so many levels, I love it..

This is Scrat the Ice Age squirrel in human form

there is no way to predict how this video will go

I have been reduced to tears

The sheer Rube Goldberg-ian surrealist absurdity keeps hitting me with thoughts like “this is how engineers swat flies” and now I can’t stop watching.

Wait this is the TOAST VIDEO I scrolled past this like a FOOL the other day I’ve been looking for this thing for WEEKS

This person nearly hospitalised themself so many times

me, not even doing sound on for this before reblogging it

officer come quick there’s been a robbery

don’t you mean a ro-bear-y

THAT IS THE CUTEST POLICE OFFICER LADY AND BEAR I HAVE EVER SEEN LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE ADORABLE.

this would be a great cartoon like, this RCMP lady and a bear just going around solving crimes and mysteries and helping folks out

Miss Officer and Mr Truffles 

Solving crimes, helping people, and jamming to Spice Girls. 

date of origin: 3rd of june, 2013.

this sequence is one of my all time favourites and screen caps wouldn’t do it justice

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #2 - “The Last Cookie” (2021)

This is fantastic

And I love that Jason *tackles a fucking child*.  Most in character thing I have ever seen him do.  Change my mind.

hard to see, but Bruce’s mug does in fact say “WORLD’S OKAYEST FATHER”

@raemiranda

My God they actually look like dogs now

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

ACTUALLY! A breeder in Germany started to breed healthier pugs called “retro mops” and currebtly ppl are trying to get AKC and UKC to recongnize them as the new standard.

heres the comparison:

Reblogging with updates! Healthy bulldogs AND healthy pugs! ❤️

The absurd breed standards are a recent thing, developed in the past 100-150 years. The healthier breeds are much closer to their 19th century ancestors.

A pair of French bulldogs painted by Carl Reichert (1836-1918)

“Sweet Temptation or Willpower”

Charles Van den Eycken, 1891.

“Sweet temptation or willpower” I love that painting so much

gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh

Fair point

Not even sure if these are types of gay, but here we are

You forgot the T. Rex

Omg you’re right, I forgot the T-Rex!!!

@the-only-useful-lesbian

The dinosaur is an amazing punchline but Dennis Nedry not making it on this post is pure ‘Hawaiian Shirt Gay’ erasure.