I avoid people by spending all my time on the one app they'll never find me on then act like I didn't know they texted me when I see them irl
Y'all ever try to do the right thing and get shat on from such a height that you think, just for a split second, that you shouldn't have left the Catholic Church and you've made someone very powerful very angry?
My mouse died a couple days ago. I've had this mouse for 5 years and people consistently tell me how sorry they are to hear I lost a friend, or get surprised I had a mouse. Especially when I mentioned how upset my mouse's death made me and that I was planning a funeral.
In my defense I did consistently call my mouse "it" rather than he or she and I never once mentioned a name. I went as far as saying I still hold on to my mouse for comfort despite knowing it's not gonna magically come for life and that I didn't want to bury it, just keep it around.
Nobody thought that was weird. I would've left it at that if someone hadn't gone "I never knew you had a pet", which obviously confused me, because I don't have a pet mou- oh... Oh.
Recent studies have shown that if you place every single human in the middle of the Pacific more than 15% will drown.
Some fucko just tried to scam me, a 19 year old, out of nearly $10,000 I do not have so my brother and I decided to have a game with this man for almost 30 minutes. Life is good.
Having baby fever at 19 is so fucking dangerous. I see one happy kid and logic says no but every other fiber of my being is willing to risk it all till I look at my wallet