unknown target making eye contact. engage casual stranger greeting protocol. enable white person smile, intensity 30%. processing options... hit em with the bro nod. signal sent... nod response received, time=431ms. encounter successful.
unknown target making eye contact. engage casual stranger greeting protocol. enable white person smile, intensity 30%. processing options... hit em with the bro nod. signal sent... nod response received, time=431ms. encounter successful.
“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly.
and the thrilling sequel: “taking meds for that is the easy way out!” right you are my dude, i’m a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be
died and came back wrong <- became deeply depressed at age 12 and never fully recovered
tfw someone accurately pinpoints the fictional character who you latched on to like a clam and only just figured out why and promptly made this post about it
Anonymous asked:
Best Pixar short?
the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him
Who Here Believe In Vanpires
Dacula
Dacula
Dacula
there should be plushies of the strange but endearing creatures that live in medieval texts margins
HE!!!!
HE!
but also, they
HER 💜
doing research on people's preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i'm including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don't think i can include this specific response
I regret to inform you but my Google drive name at my job is Dirk Strider because that is also my real life legal name in my life
"We'll go to my quarters..."
When I try and draw their expressions, my subconscious takes over ❤️
drunk, queer, naked, slutty, loud, and completely full of shit truly, the greatest role he has every portrayed
The three genders: lords, ladies, and not-sitting-on-a-cushion
Gender of the day: proletariat
This is from A Knight’s Tale, for those in the notes asking.
He plays Geoffrey Chaucer.
Yes, that Chaucer. He who wrote the Canterbury Tales.
25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying ‘Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?’ 26 And the Angel said, ‘I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.’ 27 And the Lord did not ask him again.
