You probably thought today was a normal Thursday. Nooooope. Big Papa Huge Time actually.

i usually block p*rnbots but this one can stay

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

the wretched beast plays in it's slime

Come and See Him

This is like a dream you wake up from in terror but when you try to explain it to someone they don’t understand the escalation of pure evil you experienced and why you’re so shaken up by it

gotta Google something

ok yeah this is funny

Watching my 60 year old uptight southern white teacher brace herself to say it to a room full of ninth graders is one of those memories that remains crystal clear even years after the fact

fucked up in the club watching Moral Orel

he's too dope for this world bless his soul

this is fucking animated crazy good, how come ive never seen this

I know it feels like an understatement but you sometimes make more progress by pointing out that conservatives are fucking rude. going out of your way to call someone the wrong name because you don't like them? rude. childish. this isn't fucking kindergarten, Carl. she said her name is Jennifer. Everybody knows her as Jennifer. You are the one making things confusing. Grow up.

"misgendering is violence": invites discourse over the TraNs DeBatE, puts people on the defensive, opens you up to accusations of liberal snowflakery, comes off as a hypothetical thought exercise

"Who the fuck is Jason? I don't know a Jason. Oh her? You mean Jen? You mean fucking Jen? That's Jen, dipshit." : crystal clear. you're making shit more difficult for everyone because you're a rude manchild.

I do this with homophobes all the time, too. Like "what do you think this is, fucking sixth grade? Grow up."

why do you guys feel the need to lie to yourselves

i don’t think it looks good but this is a species of guy that i thought went extinct in 1902 so there’s something to be said about like, biodiversity

just so you know

just had the weirdest interaction. this off-leash Yorkshire Terrier wobbled up to sniff my ankle, and then its owner said “the vet wanted to euthanize her”

and I was like “……oh”

and she said “4 years ago. she had a stroke, but I went to church and prayed to the Virgin Mary, and now she can walk again. but sometimes she drops, which is why I have this stroller”

and I was like “oh, okay.” I didn't know what to say after that, so I was just like "it's a cool dog" and kept walking

watching Eragon (2006)

this is great

eragon (2006) was literally so brave to ask the question “what if star wars had dragons but it sucked”

do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button

whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout