the ancient and noble art of Hating must remain distinct from the dogmatism of the moral crusade. hating has no greater goal. it is not about engineering change or imposing one's will upon others. to hate is a complete act in and of itself
I have had it with this likescolding. “Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes don’t actually do anything” motherfucker I am not clicking that heart to give some post better ~algorithmic visibility~ I am clicking that heart to help my internet friend microdose on serotonin as god fucking intended
non-americans on here are coping and malding about fahrenheit again. they will never know the pleasure of a 69-degree day
austimpowerz
me: honey what should we eat tonight?
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me: you always fucking pick spaghetti can we have something else
Hey, buddy. Down here. You can control my gay ass using WASD (or arrrow keys).
C’mon lads, now that they’re the only ones left, we have to rally around MA so we can add the state showdown to the trophy case with all our super bowls and world series.
If we do, maybe next year we can convince Dunkies to sponsor us too.
They're coming.....
FUCKING SCATTER
imagine being the prosecution and getting that email, downloading the files, and absolutely losing your shit. i would’ve set my office on fire in celebration. i would’ve showed up to court with balloons.
contender for funniest comment
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id like to interrupt the posts for a second to wish a happy skaugust for all who celebrate! Pick it up! 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺
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