hi if you're not following the terrifying saga that is my life i'm going to give a quick recap: we were given a 90 day notice earlier this year to vacate the place we live in, we have 47 days left on that notice. it's myself and my two kids in the place we're in now. i have been working very hard to make anything to put us ahead because i have bad credit and no matter where we go i will have to have a security deposit + first months rent. on top of all that, i still have to pay rent and bills at the place we're at up until we either find somewhere else or are actually evicted. so that has left me with next to nothing for any of these things and no ability to save.

i made this post because i am not even going to be able to make rent this month. i know that the first is 2 days from now and thats when our rent will be due but i don't have any other option besides offering what little i can online in return for help. i can offer bad drawings, tarot readings, 18+ content (click here) , advertising, social media managing, etc. if you just message me on here i will respond as soon as possible!

i appreciate anything at all and thank you for sharing. thank you all so much. our cashapp and venmo are unclefather

stop calling natasha lyonne straight she is a merry prankster

do x reader writers know how hated they are by a majority of tumblr users. like i honestly wouldnt even care that much if they could all 1. use a read more. a basic function of the site. and 2. tag their posts with just "#x reader" thats it. no character. please. god please i just want to blacklist these without blocking you but you make it so hard

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

i may be stupid

you shut your whore mouth

i won’t hesitate bitch

Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently

everyone who doesn't include the full quote when mocking GRRM's "what was Aragorn's tax policy" rhetorical question owes me $200

#we as a society need to move past this 'lotr is above criticism' mindset #'grrm totally missed the point of lotr!!' no YOU missed the point of that quote and also asoiaf #how does no one include the 'what did they do with the rest of the orcs? did they kill the little baby ones too?' part? #the point isn't dismissive of tolkien it's critical of modern fantasy's tendency to avoid these questions #and opt instead for a black and white conflict that doesn't examine the humanity on either side #grrm has gone on about how he admires tolkien. taking a quote that expresses his desire for fantasy to expand and explore #and claiming it's some sort of faux intellectualism just because it makes you uncomfortable #is incredibly small minded and harmful actually and I'm sick of pretending it's not

and y'know what, for the hell of it and because none of y'all can use Google, let's drop the full quote right here:

ah yes clearly the words of some hack who just Doesn't Get It the way I do. get a load of Faux Intellectual GRRM daring to suggest that people in power face difficult choices and are vulnerable to basic individual flaws that may have consequences for the people they're ruling. curse him and his grimdark nihilism where characters are unreliable and have conflicts and live in harmful systems which surely are just there to be Grimdark and not to encourage me to analyze or engage with the text in any way. him and those Game of Thrones books (that I never read all the way through if at all but I saw some of the show, which must make me an expert just like watching the LotR movies did) singlehandedly ruined my Good Pure Fantasy where the good guys are pretty elves and the bad guys are all irredeemable and darker skinned but don't think about that part too deeply it was a different time :( man don't you miss the good old days when fantasy was Pure and Happy

Sometimes I draw comics where the characters are just nice to each other.

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

Transcendent comedy

Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 01 / Episode 39

also on that note weird teenagers empassioned about niche interests are the backbone of this website. stop being mean to them

a 15 year old video game kinnie who reblogs stimboards and fanart and gifsets has infinitely more coolness than a 26 year old who slings around the r slur at people ever will. post.

this is cringe

it’s called authenticity and it won’t kill you.

RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen

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glad we're all on the same page

Time for a sea cucumber ✨GLOW UP✨

(Thanks to @mbari-blog for the first two video clips!)

We all know bioluminescence exists but I bet you if a movie alien had this particular bioluminescence nobody would believe it came from a real animal until they were shown 🙂

haunted doll who is my friend

[ID: a cat screaming at some groceries: vegetables, hermetics, bottle of milk, fruits, captioned "why is it so expensive". ID end]

So no affirmative action, no discrimination protections for same-sex couples, AND no debt forgiveness? This sucks

Another piece of news:

https://www.npr.org/2023/06/23/1183931393/the-supreme-court-rules-against-the-navajo-nation-in-colorado-river-case#:~:text=The%20U.S.%20Supreme%20Court%20says,tribe%20in%20a%20decadeslong%20dispute.

This court fucking sucks.

Not much we can do right now for college applicants of color, indebted graduates, or lgbt people facing discrimination from businesses, but we CAN donate to the Navajo water project https://www.navajowaterproject.org/

#0781 Dhelmise

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 13.05 – “The Gang Gets New Wheels”