there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!
PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED

there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!
PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED
Tips for going down on a girl?
Now go my student, go and eat that pussy like it’s your sole purpose in life to make that girl scream your name, Gods name, and every swear word she’s ever heard in her life.
Reblogging again.
Always reblog when it comes on my dash
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
noooooo stop
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
Disney Heroines + their names’ meanings
Bonus:
reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
people with vaginas what are they called again?
They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
whoop there it is
EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO
ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD
This video is a gift.
I want what she’s having.
‘okay calm down deedee’
its back when i say you need this on your dash im not lying this post comes around once in a blue moon and we need it.
Rub it slowly over her clothes. Kiss her softly. Move your hand underneath her clothes. Rub her firmly. Slip a finger or two inside of her. Slide your tongue along her neck. Still rubbing. Remove everything but her panties. Kiss in between her thighs. Let your hands explore the rest of her. Lick her through her panties. Feel her wetness. Lick slowly. Suck it. Move her panties to the side. Yes, keep them on! Lick slowly. Suck it. Tease her. Glide your tongue up, down, around, INSIDE of her. Slide a finger inside of her. Just one. Keep licking. Keep sucking. Pause. Lift up to kiss her. Look her in the eye. Add another finger. Apply pressure to her abdomen. Finger her. Keep licking. Keep sucking. Play with her ass too. Repeat ;)
Take notes ;) teasing her, changing up speeds. Wettttt!!! Try it. It will have her screaming.
Have mercy...🙀😻👌
When someone touches daddy 👿👎🏼
THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER
i’m re-blogging this…
at night.
Me when I show my collection to someone.
Let Littles be little love your stuffies without shame
Me with my stuffies 🙈
Perfect life
I wish🙈
5'3" 😖
RETREAT!!!
