imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal
Really enjoying the bathroom knight rp
Incredible Stuff. Based.
seeing reddit refugees repeatedly hit their post limits and comment their thoughts on every reblog is kind of refreshing. site migration be damned these guys know how to blog
Reddit users on Tumblr:
logical sex with my vulcan wife
honourable sex with my klingon wife
profitable sex with my ferengi wife
I feel like they should just print this out and hand it to any reporter dumb enough to ask about recovering bodies
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
I need to sleep immediately but first
Make this break containment.
Oh yes, this needs to break containment.
sorry but this ai expansion of the descartes portrait is literally so swagful
Description: Tiktok from user theomasters stitching user jascoombs. The first video shows a girl with a text to speech voice saying "apparently you're meant to look like your boyfriend's fave disney princess." It cuts to a person sitting at a computer and the person behind the camera says "Emma who's your favorite disney princess?" Emma says "Chicken little." The camera flips around to reveal a guy with short red hair and round glasses. He pauses for a second and then wheezes.
