She/her

I mean, great little girl and all.

But people understand this is not really a heartwarming story, right?

THIS 5 YEAR OLD HAD TO DO WHAT?

This is fucking UNTHINKABLE in Scotland. Every child under the age of 8 is entitled to a free school meal, and milk cartons cost about 12p otherwise.

In Sweden we get free food until we graduate at the age of 18/19 AND school is completely free, nothing has t be payed for.

In America we routinely let children starve but I guess it’s an improvement in the cannibalism in jamestown

Fox news just @ me next time

Reblog if you are an alpha woman who are unable to love, you support alpha women who are unable to love, or you just laughed really hard at the article title

I think they might have mistaken ‘unable to love’ with ‘unwilling to shoulder the entire emotional burden in a relationship’

Or perhaps “unwilling to tolerate being abused or taken for granted in return for marital or financial security.”

Or perhaps it’s simply “More and more women are finding out that they have options.”

*chews straw* We’re having a good season this year, we might even have a bumper crop of them alpha women

When you start believing in your power and realizing your worth and truly believing you deserve good things literal magic can happen

Please believe me

damn i needed to see this today, thanks me

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

When you realize October 2017 has a Friday the 13th

People actually boarded flight 666 on Friday the 13th to HEL

Shit, I would too.

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

i hate this post because it just proves that like.. no simple statement can just be absorbed and the general population of tumblr go ‘yeah that sounds about right.’ i’ve had nazis say it’s a woman’s job to cook, terfs say that it’s only ‘males’ who don’t know how to cook, people have accused me of being classist because some people don’t own potatio peelers, called a bitch for airing out my boyfriend’s dirty laundry (which if the most embarrassing thing i can procure about the guy is that he’s not great in the kitchen i’d say he’s okay lmao)

just shut up and teach your fucking children to cook holy shit dude

It’s rare to find a statement that’s equally as vague as it is accurate. 

job applications just keep getting weirder…..

pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly

also a tip: if they have a question like “Everybody steals from work sometimes” answer “disagree.” I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as “slightly agree” which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because she’s cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for “good” employees. tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil.

this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who aren’t neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals 

 When I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldn’t figure out what was going on, because on paper I’m apparently floridly psychotic.  No, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest.  

“Do you often see things that other people do not see?”  Yes. 

     The question I was answering:  “Are you especially observant?”

     The question the test was actually asking:  “Are you having visual hallucinations?” 

“Does your environment ever have special messages for you?”  Yes.  

     The question I was answering:  “Does the sudden sight of a rainbow during a    bout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?”

      The question the test was actually asking:  “Do you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?”

Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing.  Tread carefully, darlings.  

^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and I’ve thought I didn’t experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :(

what the fuck? what the fuck? what the fuck??

out of curiosity and killing time i looked up dr. pepper ripoffs and i’m gonna list my favorites:

Call me a ripoff again and I’ll fucking skewer you

Did I fall in love or is this just advanced friendship: a novel by me.

I’m not even who I am yet