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Ryan | 22 | NYC/DC/RVA |Me

Trying

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I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

Okay but you know what this tells me? That this cat really loves its owners. Cuz like, cats mirror us when they like us. That’s why they hang out on laptops. They want to do what we do because that’s how they show affection. So this cat saw its human drink like that…and decided to do it too cuz but it’s hard so it keeps trying. That’s love.

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maybe the owner is an alcoholic

i havent been on here since like 2015, who are u ppl? am i shouting into a void... also how is jovan is an influencer & barbara is now movie star, where did i take a wrong turn.

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yes, bread makes you gain weight. and alcohol and sun exposure gives you wrinkles. the thing is i want to enjoy life

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alcohol gives u wrinkles? what if i wear a sheet mask while i drink

I’ve been numb for so long from being on antidepressants that sometimes I will buy one ply toilet paper bc it’s the only way I can feel any real pain

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“You smell good” is in my top 5 for fav compliments

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“thanks I just showered” is in my top 5 for fav responses