as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens
you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries" "your mom eeyyyyyyy"
youd need a designated answerer instead of driver
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
So I just poured my heart and soul out to him. Now I just lay here and have an anxiety attack and hope he doesn't block me..
so I was trying to take a selfie in class and my friend wanted to be in it so he leaned back his chair but then he started falling and
How dare you say you don’t dream of geting the same relationship as E&P, no matter gay or straight, you can feel the true pure love between them.
4/9/14
4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it
now im stoned
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
Food colouring in corn syrup. Watch as they rotate it 5 times one way and then 5 times back.
Your mind is now blown.
This is an example of the strange things that happen in fluids with low Reynold’s number. Reynold’s number is a ratio of the inertial forces and the viscous forces in the fluid. When the viscosity is high and the inertial forces are low fluids behave very differently to the way we are used to. Remember that next time you are trying to swim in honey.
These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. This will always be golden
aww yissss
I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream
