u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is
You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )
what kind of eyes do y’all have

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

I cannot believe I get to see this video again

i just spent half an hour digging in my blog to find these pics bc i gotta know who this is and what this series is
as u can see I don’t actually know how to draw
date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house
I don’t give a fuck, chucking my deuces up
“How was I supposed to tell you what I was feeling?“ she said, “I didn’t want to ruin your day. “I am so many things but I won’t be the weight on your ankle, if I drown I won’t ask you to come with me.”
— S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #227 (via blossomfully)

I want my husband to have this accent
alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient

your brain doesn’t hate you. your brain wants you to live and thrive and is trying its best with a crappy set of tools. when your brain says “you suck and should kill yourself” instead of replying “fuck off, i hate you” you can say “thanks for telling me that we’re hurt/struggling right now, but that’s not a helpful way to think about the situation. i have a lot of positive qualities, and i deserve to live. it sounds like we’re feeling really scared/ashamed/sad right now, and that’s a natural way to react when things are difficult, but i’m choosing a more constructive way of dealing with my feelings”. try it
big SQuish

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off
I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]
my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?”
me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”
another video from the maker of the PREGANTE video. I just had to upload it, i’m crying

Is My Anxiety Making My Stomach Sick or is My Sick Stomach Making Me Anxious: A Short Biography

you know what, i may have anxiety and depression and low self-esteem but at least i don’t have a foot fetish





