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marvelous pigs in satin

@squidgeridoo

Devon. 28y/o. she/her. bi as hell. previously voldemorts-nipple-hair
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These posts right in a row are really doing something for me

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Sexual themes

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reasons new pickup trucks suck:

  • the beds are at best no bigger, and often smaller, than older models
  • heavier = less efficient
  • higher bumpers make them less compatible with most other vehicles, therefore more dangerous in a collision
  • higher tailgates make them harder to load
  • higher hoods give them an enormous blindspot in the front
  • higher center of gravity makes them less stable
  • higher seats give the driver a worse view of their immediate surroundings
  • higher bumpers also make them more likely to collide with a pedestrian's chest as opposed to their legs, as well as making the victims more likely to go under the car, leading to more deaths

oh also market research suggests people who buy trucks and SUVs are more likely to be assholes lmao

basically, watch this video if you need more reasons to hate trucks:

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if i were showrunner i would have simply licensed ABBA

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la-isla-de-circe

I’ve never seen a single episode of supernatural. Is this the ship everyone has been waiting to become canon? Because I get why

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peachytamaki

i sometimes forget that if u haven’t seen spn u would have absolutely no idea that misha collins had to put on this ridiculous fucking voice for 12 years

I love it when I tell doctors that I'm a LARPer and an endurance hiker and one of the most frustrating things about chronic pain is how hard it is to go to the park and do my favorite physical activites, and they'll look at me like a dog that's just been shown a card trick and ask, "Have you tried exercising?"

Brother, you don't even know how bad I wish we could try exercising rn

Chronic illness patients: so I really like to do [physical activity] but it's gotten like, physically hard to do lately

Genius doctors: have you tried increasing your physical activity?

"I'm so fucking good at health."

I once had to patiently tell a doctor "I don't really think it's ethical to ask me to exercise my way out of a pain spike?" and she looked like it was the first time she'd ever really thought about it.

i am first and foremost a handprint truther. dean still has castiel's handprint seared into his shoulder and they are both so incredibly—embarrassingly—horny about it

this is actually the funniest option so i am choosing to accept it as gospel. it's the real reason dean is so adamant about going to the beach. he wants the hand print back and he wants it back NOW

first confession (4.07)    last confession (15.18)

Confession is good for the soul, they say. I’d imagine this is true. But my sins were too convoluted. And from the little I understand — too damning.
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today

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My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall