remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!
Doves are just pigeons with white privilege
Also can we talk about how STUNNING their irredentist feathers are?
This post made me finally look up whether Australian crested pigeons are also doves, and I didn’t quite understand the wiki page but I think the answer is ‘yes’.
You guys are gonna go ham when you hear about fruit doves
please stop buying tickets to marvel movies. please. all the theaters are playing the avengers movies all the time. i just want to see other movies on the “big screen” please fucking wake up. there’s been like 25 avengers movies already. it’s supposed to be over by now. i was supposed to stop hearing your tony stark hot takes. it was supposed to get stale after 10 years. when will you stop buying tickets. when does the cultural nightmare end
Guest: Hey can I use your bathroom?
Host: Oh, yeah! It's right over there.
Guest: Sick!
how do i get tweets tattooed onto my brain stem
Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix
this remix is basically this image:
me: *shows my friend a picture of a possum in a hat, expecting delight*
my friend: ew!
me:
show us the possum
karen flirts with the cash register and mr.krabs begs her not to fuck his wife
So this be how it feels…
I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
Ok but the other one is purring so hard
If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
my fucking heart
This vid gave me cancer
I’M HYPERVENTILATING
salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you
some of you are acting like i hate salt and vinegar chips and i need to clarify: i do not hate them. old dutch baked salt & vinegar chips is my favourite flavour of chips and one time i ate two bags of them in two days and my tongue started bleeding. i love the goddamn things. but why did humanity make them. to what end. my tongue literally bled from eating them. the flavour of them is just acid and salt. their gimmick is pain. and yet……. Chips Good…….
when you touch a Bad Texture™ and have to scrub at ur hands until the feeling is gone
When your teeth scrape against something they don’t like and your entire body tries to escape the upper atmosphere.
When your nails drag across an Unpleasant Thing so your arms stop working from the elbows down and your ears ring.
when something nearby makes a Bad Sound and you’re actively trying to get onto the astral plane in your corporeal form
when someone is yelling and your brain just turns off
When someone makes repeated, loud kissy sounds towards a young child and you want to peel off your skin
I felt all of these and they made me extremely uncomfy
