I think someone else might be cock-obsessed. But I’m not at liberty to say whom

“The sun is very beautiful. She has eyes but they are made of stars. Stars are the sun’s favorite food.”

The sun is in fact the most cock-eating cock-swinging cock-snacking cock-smoking cock-kissing cock-masticating cock-squeezin’ cock-slappin’ cock-strikin’ cock-thumb-suckin’ cock-thirsty cock-suckin’ motherfucker cock-pissin’ cock-smoking cock-loving cock-makin’ cock-fokin’ cock-fucker in the universe. And so am I.

I mean, fuck, come on.