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pairing: carmen berzatto x fem!reader

summary: you made carmen’s life hell in culinary school, except you had no idea. now he finds out you run a restaurant in Chicago, and he’s confronted with the emotions he projected onto you.

word count: 2.9K

notes: kinda got inspired by the lyric “I’m the sweetest girl in town so why are you so mean?” by lana del rey but this was prompted by this ask!!! anyway this starts off in carmy’s culinary school era and then goes to somewhere around the start of S1. this will def get a part two!!

warnings: cursing, slight mention of suicidal thoughts, angst

comment if you’d like to be added to the tag list for further carmen berzatto related content! 

You were like the average person’s depiction of an angel.

You were so incredibly good at what you did, excelling in every class they got, you were unanimously liked by everyone, always helping out your peers and taste testing, and for all he knew you probably fucking rescued baby polar bears in your spare time too.

You were perfect.

And he couldn’t stand it.

Will Poulter Imagine - Broken Locks

AN:  I don’t normally write for real life people, I usually write about their characters when they’re in something as I’m best at character writing however this imagine came to me whilst I was in the shower and I wanted to write it. I know some people get funny about writers writing imagine for the real life people however this is purely fiction and for entertainment purposes. 

Summary: You and Will are flat mates and when the bathroom lock breaks. What happens when boundaries are broken…

Pairings: Will Poulter x reader

Word Count: 2,159

Warnings: Strong language, lots of fluff at the beginning, smut at the end. Unprotected shower smut (use protection kids) 

Will had been very kind to offer you a place to stay when you needed it. 

Recently, you had to suddenly leave your flat and being good friends with Will after filming together last year, he kindly offered for you to move in with him. He had a spare bedroom which you quickly moved into and that’s where it all started. 

You and Will hadn’t been flatmates very long when the bathroom door lock broke. You two soon had to set some boundaries after that happened. You both became very good at being aware of when the other was in the bathroom at which time since you were both too lazy or too busy to get the locked fixed. 

Things seemed to be going well until one day when Will had gone out and had a bit too much to drink… Which ended with him at the door of the bathroom whilst you were in the shower, begging to be let in…

quarter life crisis (j.h.s.)

a/n: this is wildly influenced by my own life so i have no idea if this is even relatable but you can have it anyways.

summary: Rejection from a potential grad school stings more than they realize.

inspired by taylor bickett’s “quarter life crisis” | part of the maroon universe

warnings: implied/referenced sex, swearing, age gap (reader is 22, Jake is 33), alcohol mentions, writing this was kind of cathartic, 

word count: 5,757

Unfortunately, we are unable to offer you a place in our program at this time…

The bright screen wavers in front of you as you blink back the stinging of your tears. Your boyfriend’s hand rubs comfortably on your back as you shut the lid of the laptop, slumping down in your chair. 

Anonymous asked:

Can I request 1. "Can you hug me" and 8. “Are you kidding me? I love cuddles” with Jake, if they haven't been asked yet? If they have, or just don't sit with you right, then just ignore this. Thank you in advance!

Hello love! Thanks for requesting. It's a bit sorter than what i planned but, it's cute! Here you have the result ❤️

Cuddles

warnings: uranium mission stuff, the usual.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that Jake Seresin hates cuddles. 

Not only cuddles, but any form of physical contact is not for him. Why would he spend hours lying on a sofa cuddling someone? What could he get out of it? It was something hard to understand for Jake. 

But there was something he didn’t think about. 

Someone Like You

Pairing: Doctor!Strange x Fem!Avenger!Reader

Warnings: age gap, flirtation, mentions of tattoos (?), mentions of drinking, strict/overbearing parent. smut: masturbation (m), oral (m receiving), Daddy kink. timeline? canon? never heard of them.

Word Count: 7,581

Reading time: ≈ 28 mins.

A/N: to anon who originally requested dbf!stephen… here you go bestie XD i would reread the first part because things have been revised and edited! pt. 2 will be all the smut you crave. this is very start of their little relationship. and big thanks to @tessieds for the larger plot idea.

You were sitting in one of the old, worn-out chairs in the hospital lobby, kicking your feet back and forth, waiting for your dad. He was supposed to be out minutes ago, but every time the elevator doors dinged open, you were met with another unrecognizable face. That was until those doors dinged open to reveal human perfection in the form of Doctor Strange. You immediately pulled your eyes from the elevator, your cheeks ablaze. Of course he would make it down before your dad.

Operation Apollo | 1.6 | Jake Seresin x Reader AU

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Synopsis: After a threat is made against her life, the President’s grown up daughter gets her security tripled. Her long term detail is about to retire and needs replacing, only — she isn’t the easiest to work with. Ex-Navy and current Secret Service, Jake Seresin is devoted to being the best at everything he does. He isn’t going to let a bratty little girl cost him this job.
Warnings: age gap, power imbalance, enemies to lovers, danger and angst. Drinking, mentions of passing out

On days you feel exhausted but frustrated because you feel like you haven’t done anything to be this tired, think about these things:

  • How longe since you’ve had a good night’s sleep? No nightmares, no waking up multiple times, actually going to bed early, not having insomnia, actually waking up feeling rested and ready to face the day?
  • How long has it been since you ate a properly nutritious and wholesome meal?
  • How long since you’ve taken a break from work without thinking about all the work you will have to do later?
  • Are you currently fighting any illness? Remember your body takes energy to recover.
  • Are you really “doing nothing” if you are constantly overthinking the fact you feel unproductive, if you are constantly stressed with the things you do and don’t do?
  • Have you had bad/no social interaction lately?
  • Are you in any physical or mental pain?
  • Are you taking care of everyone but yourself?
  • Does trying to live during a pandemic and world crisis brings you worry and stress?
  • Are you feeling anguish over all the burdens you have to carry but don’t seem to be able to do everything you feel like you should be doing?
  • Are you constantly worried? Anxious?

It doesn’t feel like you have been doing nothing now, does it? It feels like you have a lot going on that you have to deal with daily, even when you don’t consciously notice it. There is a lot of stress inducing factors around you and struggling is okay.

It is not easy to be human sometimes, so please, don’t pressure yourself so much when you are already trying to cope. If it feels like everything is too heavy, please ask for help.

Please take care of yourself. 🌱

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

can’t handle it masterlist | jake “hangman” seresin

series summary: you and hangman have always had a bit of a flirtationship that’s never gone beyond that point but when a new mission brings you both back to top gun, you realize you don’t want to keep playing the same game with him

ONE: you arrive back at top gun, ready to reunite with your old classmates when one in particular catches your eye

TWO: it’s your first day training for the mission, so it’s time to get your head in the game. but when a familiar face shows up, you can’t resist having a little fun…

THREE: tensions are high, and everyone falls victim to another hangman/rooster blowout. turns out, all they needed was a day at the beach

FOUR: things are getting real—the mission is in less than two weeks and you still haven’t been able to complete the course. you’re nearing your breaking point when, surprisingly, hangman steps in

‘the secret garden’ Thomas Shelby x Reader

PAIRING: Thomas Shelby x Reader

WARNING: mentions of blood, domestic violence, and angst. 

SUMMARY: when faced with protecting your son’s innocence, you make the ultimate sacrifice 

WORD COUNT: 5k

A/N: I wrote this in celebration for @thesoldiersminute 3k celebration. the selected prompt was “Did my Daddy do bad things?” 

dearie, please, excuse my long overdue upload, for it needed much editorial work to appease me. however, congratulations on such an accomplishment, I couldn’t think of a more deserving person!! although you deserve another 3k, but who’s counting? I really hope you enjoy this, because I have never worked so diligently on a piece and I will say, I’m quite proud of it. you told me to break your heart with this and I can only hope, I succeed. 

anyway, dear one, grab a glass of whiskey, sit back, and enjoy. 

Enemy [D.M.]

A/N: I get so much inspo from Dani and Nani tbh, but this is for @silverdelirium 🤍

Pairing: Draco Malfoy x fem!virgin!reader

Words: 3.1k

Summary: kinda based on this. Enemy Draco fucking virgin reader, leaving her to slip into sub space.

Warnings: NSFW! (+16), virgin reader, dub con, daddy kink, vaginal sex, degradation, praise, oral (f receiving), sub space, choking, crying. Lmk if I missed anything.

Anonymous asked:

what's the fic where hermione sends draco a stone and essentially asks him for a favor to free her from her marriage to Ron Weasley who used an obedience spell on her during their wedding night? DHr got married in the end (part of the requirement to breaking the marriage)

The Token By: mezy - M, 21 chapters - Hermione has mysteriously disappeared. She is depending on Draco Malfoy to solve the mystery and save her life. But why him? They hadn’t spoken for years, even then they had never been friends. Of course, he did owe his life to her. She had his token to prove it. She could only hope that would be enough. **Please read AN for warnings. M for many reasons** DM/HG

- Lisa

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Take Me To Your Heart // d.m.

Summary: love me tender, love me sweet, never let me go.

a/n: This is my overdue entry into Lena’s writing challenge! Thank you for letting me take part! @dreamcxtcherr - I hope you like!! Let me know what you think - reblogs, likes, comments are always, always appreciated.

Warnings: female reader - she/her pronouns, gratuitous fluff, my love of Elvis Presley, waxing lyrical, slightly sad draco but he’s also in love.

WC: 814 (this is so short, I’m really sorry!)