2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST
trans woman number two if anybody is listening
and the crowd goes wild
headcanon or fic idea that Number Two goes by her code name because her legal name is still her deadname. And what about Pencilla? That might be because Rhonda or Mr. Benedict gently was ribbing her about her wardrobe or something lovingly and she responded that her actual name was Pencilla she's sensitive ok (everyone knew it was a joke though, but the name stuck). She doesn't go by her family name because while they also stuck out, that wasn't the way that they stuck out. So now she goes by the name lovingly given to her by her closest friends, colleagues, and found family.
just imagine Mr. Benedict finding this bright and sharp young woman, but she is also lonely and figuring herself out. imagine this interaction happens and she realizes - that they see her how she sees herself. that she doesn't have to perform femininity a certain way to be seen as a woman, she can wear her own unique wardrobe, she go by a code name, and she eventually is adopted along with her best friend Rhonda Kazembe by her kind mentor Mr. Benedict. anyways. and and and,,,
getting silly up in here
S.Q thinks that is where he and Martina truly became friends, sitting shoulder-to-shoulder in the woods, avoiding an uncomfortable group event that would’ve required a weird amount of smiling and an awkward amount of dancing or yoga or some other supposedly calming activity. He thinks at this moment he begins to know Martina more than he could ever hope to know his father, and then he wonders when he decided he might just be okay with that.
me: these are my friends!!!
them: yeah! you're my friend :)
me, every time: huh whuh??? your FRieedn??? Friend with me????? likes me????
hey wanna know a secret
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yeah what is it
its behind the read more button
nothin there
Hi. It's me. I'm back again with OCD headcanons because it's been a bit of a tough week for me. This time Book SQ Edition
im having a moment
im turning rbs off of this in 24hrs you have my express permission to repost this image as much as you desire idc.
reblog to give a sunflower to the person you reblogged from 🌻(◕ᴗ◕✿)
Searching for the niche group that will enjoy some number two fanart
you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
get creatured idiot
oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured
its labor day where the fuck is homestar runner
gotta do everything my damn self around here
Things that Kate Wetherall is Officially Not Allowed to Do at Meetings, a By No Means Comprehensive List Assembled Over the Course of Several Months -by Constance Contraire
1. Refer to the collective members of the Society as The Great Kate Weather Machine and Her Stormy Companions.
2. Attempt to chime in to discussions by quoting the battle speech from Braveheart.
3. …Or any other, completely unrelated scenes from Braveheart.
4. Underscore anyone’s speeches by shouting “Amen!”, “Can I get a witness?”, or “Cowabunga!”
5. Underscore anyone’s speeches by waving one of those giant foam fingers from sporting events.
6. Underscore anyone’s speeches by playing dramatic music in the background.
7. Okay, who the hell gave Kate a kazoo?
8. Giggle every time someone uses the word “duty.” Seriously, are you five?
9. Make a series of straight-faced, somber-sounding comments designed to include the word “duty” as many times as possible.
9a. [Amended, after the giggling proves contagious.] Okay, now nobody is allowed to say “duty”, are you happy?
9b. I wasn’t laughing, I was coughing, and anyway, that’s not – look, can we move on?
10. Anything involving sock puppets, for any reason.
11. For the purposes of 10, “sock puppets” also includes puppets not made of socks.
12. Okay, who the hell gave her kazoo back?
me talking about any female character ever
take his ass to margaritaville
In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time
