Other Vampire Stories: Oh, the vampiric urge to suck your blood is so strong but I love you too much and I fear I will accidentally kill you but I cannot possibly be parted from you!
What We Do In The Shadows: Oh, my vampire-slayer instinct to shove a stake through your heart is distracting me from taking care of your everyday needs so I guess I'll just move back in with my mother?
My Etsy shop has a hole at the bottom and these things keep falling out as soon as I put them in.
Look at all the bookmarks I’ve made! Buy one maybe?
3/~78: Garak and Bashir, with champagne. Two of Cups: unity, partnership, attraction, connection, close bonds, joining forces, mutual respect…
I’ve started watching Deep Space 9 and I love Elim Garak, plain and simple space tailor
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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death
Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌
yesyesyesyes
"AU where everything is fine and Padme left the kids with Obi wan and Anakin bc she’s busy" by @thisuserisangry
request for “shojo pose”. I don’t remember what that is but if you wanted an anime pose here’s your anime pose
avoid gatherings, shop once a week, and wash your hands or else julian bashir will come into your room at night and suck your toes. this is a threat.
