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SpyroForLife

@spyroforlife / spyroforlife.tumblr.com

I'm SpyroForLife, I like various fandoms but rn I find myself writing lots of Hermitcraft stuff?? listen we all have our vices. I'm 28, I mostly just reblog stuff I like, but I also sometimes write and draw.
I'm super ship positive (that means proship!!) and have no patience for anti-shippers of any sort so please leave if you're the type to get upset over people shipping icky things. I won't go into a full spiel here tho, you can read my About Me page if you're interested in my full stance on shipping.
And if you're here from that weirdly popular emoticon post of mine, uhh hi, don't expect any more popular posts from me lmao I'm just vibing. Tho hey, if you like my content, feel free to:

happy pride month from your neighborhood gray!! I forget that asexuality has been severely misrepresented and that a lot of people don’t actually know what it is as a result so here is an overview of what asexuality is, what it’s not, and how acephobic is represented. there is so much more to asexuality than just this. I didn’t even mention the medicalization of asexuality! 

I highly rec scretspiderlady on Twitter because she writes a lot about the ace experience and has many comprehensive threads. I also rec Yasmin Benoit, a Black aroace lingerie model who is fighting misinformation about asexuality and shedding light on racism within the asexual community. if you’re interested in more resources feel free to dm me!

EDIT: I updated the slide that refers to asexuality as “aspec” to “acespec.” The term aspec refers to the a community as a whole – both asexuals and aromantics – while acespec refers to the asexual spectrum and arospec referes to the aromantic spectrum. You can see this mirrored in the terms acephobia (experienced by aces), arophobia (experienced by aros), and aphobia (experienced by both aces and aros). Thank you to those of you who tagged this post with their correction!

EDIT 2: now with a text-only option!

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What if while the buttercups are having a meeting doc and ren were fucking in the sniffer cave underneath them and ren wasn't able to keep quiet so the buttercups discover the sniffer cave only to see ren getting backshots by doc in sniffer onesies and its the most awkward thing ever

that WOULD be hilarious oh my god

Buttercups just awkwardly standing there wondering if they should say something or just wait until they're uhh. Not occupied

for the one-shot I'm writing rn in the cigar lounge, I actually do plan for no one to walk in exactly, but I want to do a little extra bit at the end where Scar enters the camp and hears them, realizes what he's hearing, and just quickly leaves and warns the other two that they need to reschedule because there are THINGS HAPPENING, PRIVATE THINGS. He has no clue where the two actually are but he DOES know he doesn't want to bother them :') So war postponed, they'll come back later

(and that's why it ends up taking hours for them to catch the Buttercups actually having a meeting lmao)

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One of the only thing the 2000s had going for it was the mythbusters. Those dudes ruled, nobody hated the mythbusters, I mean they hated each other but nobody else hated the mythbusters

An entire generation of scientists, engineers, and psychos with access to amphetamines owe so much to them

Sorry prev, but your tags were good and I felt like everyone should get to read them

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

the fun thing about the vastness of skyrim is that every new save you make is unique in its own way! for example my current save likes to crash whenever i cross a stone bridge. i can go UNDER the bridge. or next to it. those things just do not like my gay little elf feet touching them directly

if people are liking this i want to hear stories about the very and oddly specific ways todd has tried to nerf you i know in the last 10+ years it aint just me

literally every single reply to this post is golden but i needed to highlight the extremely cursed ones thank you

#once a dragon started attacking me as I was moseying down a dirt road #there were guards in the road who got aggroed #they joined the fight and naturally got in the way of my AOE magic attacks #it triggered a bounty of course #I was high level so these guards couldn’t do shit while I took out the dragon #then i murdered the last guards to get rid of witnesses and thus end the bounty #but the bounty didn’t go away and i was looking around for bugged guard #expecting to find one in a tree or something #but i’m being attacked from behind #it’s one of the guards goddamn horses #i kill it #on screen i get the message #you killed the last witness, bounty removed #or something like that #anyway so the horse was the last witness

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this website's moderation sucks ass and it has a terrible bot problem and there are an enormous amount of bugs but thankfully we have a staff team hard at work not addressing any of these but instead making shitty ui changes that nobody wants

oh god theres an entire new generation of invader zim fans who dont know about bloody gir,,,,,,,

alright story time: the fucked up thing about abt bloody gir is its not some creepypasta attempt to make a cute kid show character SCARY and EDGY, that would make far, far too much sense.

it was an actual image meant to appear in the show. it was going to be a shot of GIR with glowing red eyes, covered in a dripping red substance that appeared to be human blood (iirc it was going to turn out to be ketchup, but it was definitely meant to look like an out of control, murderous GIR, covered in blood) an Nickelodeon was like “why are you like this?” and did not let that image into the show

so the iz crew did the reasonable,mature thing and hid semi-transparent bloody GIRs in random frames of the damn show and you can find people pointing out which parts of which episodes have them and this isnt a shitty creepypasta its a well documented real thing that we let happen

If I saw some shit like this when I was a kid, I wouldn’t be able to sleep with the goddamn lights off

The above pic is from the episode Mortos der Soulstealer and is by far the most visible. Besides being huge, it also lasted for…two frames, I think? If you watch the episode you can actually kinda see it without slowing the footage down.

The second most visible one is from the episode Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy. This one only lasts for one frame, but is still pretty easy to spot once you know where to pause.

Here it is again, color adjusted for clarity:

Interesting, isn’t it? 😄