They have nine beverages between the two of them
i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…
What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.
The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?
The way this post progressed is the reason I come on Tumblr
wait what.
reblog for 10 years of peaceful sleep every night
i went to look at worms on a string and let me tell you the option to buy in bulk is dangerous
the stars told me about you, they shared many things with me, but you, you are my favorite.
*gets down on one knee* Will you *pulls out a ritual knife* start a cult with me?~
Body mods I want:
...and I’ll be damned if I don’t find out some weird sciencey way to get em
When I die I want to die under confusing and mysterious circumstances. I want people to see me in public staring at them, blink, and not see me there anymore. I want a mysterious figure with a hat and sunglasses to stand far off behind a tree at my funeral and disappear without anyone seeing it walk away.
me, at 3 am in the morning crawling down the stairs because I can't see shit, dressed in my old faded spongebob tshirt: wHĘřəş ťHê ĞŕĄņøŁã¿¿??
the demons haunting my house: What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fu-
- S C R E A M
-things where they shouldn't be
-cursed images
-hahaha garbage
-t-posing to assert dominance
-possibly not human
-cryptids
-anything that falls in the uncanny valley
-"hmm that's unsettling, I love it"
-eat the rich
-decompose, become one with moss
-just do the thing who cares if it's great we all exist in a screaming hell anyways
-liminal spaces are rad af
Add more if you want
It is never too late or too early to recover.
You are never too sick or not sick enough to recover.
You don’t have to earn the right to recover.
Когда хозяин где-то шарахается, а ты дома один.Нечёсаный. Неглаженый. Нецелованный….
“When the master is gallivanting about somewhere, while you’re home alone. Unbrushed. Unpetted. Unkissed….”
4 years of art education and 1 year of internship led me to this moment. I was trained to draw this…
my insta: https://www.instagram.com/chipsmakesart/
as you walk, you notice a man in a suit walking hurriedly, with a briefcase in hand. he checks his watch, and you take it as the perfect opportunity to strike, you run off, with his briefcase. all this money will make you rich!! once you got far away and lost him, you sat down to feast your eyes on your fortune, expecting stacks of hundred dollar bills. but as you open it, excitements turns to dread and horror. it was miku. you thought she only hid in wifi, but she also hides in briefcases!!!!
