hell in a nutshell

if i hear even one more hour of wailing from the pit, im coming down there

you go down into the pit to find out that it's another you down there

yeah and im going to give him what for

💀💀💀💀

step out the palace with my tunic on, im so bad i could turn a eunuch on

The reason that fulgrim doesn't have a demon prince model yet is because every time the sculptors try to make one they go into a trance and wake up to find him with a wagon so fat he needs a CDL to tow it

literally every single time my ass hurts for any reason at all all i can think of is “your ass hurt. done”

Angolan Banded Gecko (Pachydactylus caraculicus), neonate, family Gekkonidae, Epupa Falls, Namibia

photograph by Johan Marais - World of Reptiles

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

why do you guys only like my bad posts

HAPPY BIRTHDAYY TO THE MOST BELOVED LOUD BIRD MAN!!!!!!!💛💖✨️💖💗💛💞

All I can manage today. Cheers to the birthday boy!

“Its my opinion so…” instantly vaporized by the beam 

‘‘The beam” you mean the wave of cum

I meant a laser beam but that’s cool too

Obsessed with when he goes AHHHHHHHH <3

Brazil is the only non-Muslim country to host the most Shi'a Muslims in the world

Brazil has the "most X-people outside of X-place" of like, most kinds of people tbh

Brazil famously has the highest amount of Lebanese people in the world, including in Lebanon itself

literally Brazil is always "the largest X nation outside of X"

peckish rule

you ever accidentally create a recurring theme in your writing. you start putting together an outline for something you’ve never written before and get partway through planning, rearrange the pieces, and go “GODDAMMIT THIS IS ABOUT GRIEF AGAIN”? because let me tell you,

i love will wood music because you listen to a song and its like DJS###O!### MDNI%H% SN JKDFKS HDFOIALKA [SWING PIANO SOLO] and then you go to look up the lyrics and its the most cleverly executed piece of modern poetry youve ever read

rule

Tiedown animation, commissions in progress