Do you know this guy? He’s some kind of villain who’s totally badass and rides a motorcycle and has lots of servants and such.
Of course I know him, he’s me.
Update: he is married now

Do you know this guy? He’s some kind of villain who’s totally badass and rides a motorcycle and has lots of servants and such.
Of course I know him, he’s me.
Update: he is married now
The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter
Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes
all the drawings of re4 Ashley as a mouse made me wanna draw some vg companions as lil guys uwu
so take your pic of weasel Zelda (weazelda?) and mink Link!
decided it probably isn’t the best idea for me to make an askblog… but hey here’s the harley that i was planning on making the first post!
theres only two ways it can go on this bitch of an earth. and thats agender, or a gender. monkey smoking cigar
Different types of kitsunes 🦊🐾✨
Cute cousins!!!
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Forgot to post this a few days ago.
(The sans drawing was purely bc I didn't know what to draw in the moment lmao.)
1. Obligatory @thebibliosphere tag.
2. @botanyshitposts tags: #again an example of the absolute nihilism of plants that i love so much#this plant is completely unaware that its lived a thousand years#look theres a little plague in front of her!!! humans are so amazed by her age!!!!!!#but is she amazed by her age? no. #she knows only that she seeks nuntrient.#she is above our petty hominid conflicts and admiration#look at her vines coming off!!!! she is seeking more structures upon which to place her glucose manufacturing organs!!!!#she demands another trellis from her underlings!!!!!!!
3. This rosebush is probably a fixture in local bee religion.
reading about the coronation ceremony, it's impossible to parody this thing because the actual details are so ridiculous. instead of just having Christian leaders present, charles will make things more inclusive by also having Buddhist, Hindu, Jewish, Muslim and Sikh leaders bowing down to him! the chair he will sit on whilst wearing a crown made from plundered gold and jewels is recycled! the sovereign's sceptre will be carried by a black woman! instead of just asking lords to swear their allegiance, the king will demand the allegiance of everyone in the country!
i mean you wouldn't want to feel excluded from a ceremony glorifying britain's long history of colonial domination, murder and plunder, as well as our ongoing inclination towards boot licking during an event to honour one of the UK's biggest landlords at a time of widespread deprivation, would you?
watching chernobyl. it's good but there are so many eye-rolling lines that aggressively remind you that you're watching a western dramatization of a soviet tragedy
i hope to one day see a mini series about the covid pandemic where every 10 minutes a politician stands up and gives a speech about the importance of sycophantic dedication to neoliberal capitalism while ominous music plays
If music was a bair of boobs I would take the bra off
official boob post
surprise
aftermath
Sexual themes