this came to me with profound clarity yesterday so i made it
How bad was dad?
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Loki (TV 2021) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Loki/Mobius M. Mobius Characters: Loki (Marvel), Mobius M. Mobius, Sylvie (Loki TV) Additional Tags: set during season 2, Canon Compliant, ish, Dialogue Heavy, introspective, Time Slipping (Loki TV), Inspired by a Mitski Song, bc i'm a sicko, Fix It, But also not lol, Angst, First Kiss, Mobius M. Mobius's Life as Don on the 2022 Branched Timeline, don is so hot, the centuries loki spent learning physics, mobius giving sexy counselor vibes, and also sexy dad vibes, loki's going through it, it's so over but also we're so back but also it's so over, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Feelings, that key lime pie does look delicious tbh, Song: Pink in the Night (Mitski) Series: Part 8 of Lokius fics <3 Summary:
Mobius's patience runs out, and in his eagerness to close the gap he mashes his nose and jaw into Loki's, making Loki wince. Mobius pulls back, cringing. "Sorry, sorry didn't do that right—" he mumbles, seeming ready to give up just from that, but Loki grabs his tie, tugs him closer again.
"Can…can we try again?" Loki whispers, trying and failing to sound normal about any of this, to act like someone who doesn't want this far more than they probably should.
Mobius inhales, seems to sense the shaky desperation in Loki's voice even as Loki does his best to smooth out the ripples. "—Okay."
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Succession (TV 2018) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Stewy Hosseini/Kendall Roy Characters: Stewy Hosseini, Kendall Roy Additional Tags: kendall roy is having a hard time, Banter, Dialogue Heavy, Post-Finale, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, but like...their version of hurt/comfort, Stewy Hosseini likes pancakes and waffles and kissing guys on molly, Breakfast, Suicidal Thoughts, eating disorder-ish stuff, Character Study, Substance Abuse, yet... despite it all...hope, or something like it, kendall's very obvious service kink Summary:
Stewy's already halfway done with his omelette, never big on stopping a meal once he's started, but he does stop for a moment to reach out, a neat fingernail tapping Kendall's watch. It's the one Logan gave him on his 21st birthday, the one he's been wearing since Connor's wedding. "I know you need something to do with yourself, you fucking robot, so I'm not saying to go eat, pray, love, somewhere in your scratchy linen. Find another hustle. Something with something you actually give a shit about. Music. There's no Ghost of Christmas Past looming over you anymore, okay?"
"What does that make you? Christmas Future?"
Stewy's face stretches into one of his smiles at that, something that always makes him look younger. "If you're haunted either way, does that sound so bad?"
I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw
you are so beautiful in every way
We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible
I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late
IDIOTS. JUST MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
“goodnight, sport”
here’s how tedtrent can still win
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Last of Us (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Joel/Tess (The Last of Us), Bill/Frank (The Last of Us) Characters: Joel (The Last of Us), Tess (The Last of Us), Bill (The Last of Us), Frank (The Last of Us), Ellie (The Last of Us) Additional Tags: Memories, Character Study, one of those lil vignette fics i love to write, Canonical Character Death, Humor, Bittersweet, Domesticity, Found Family, the power of queer homemaking, Holidays, Comfort Food, drinking wine and hanging out with your friends during the apocalypse, Music, some light implied sex for Joel and Tess, nothing like a Non-Holiday-Specific-Autumnal-Get-Together, Little Spoon Joel (The Last of Us) Summary:
The memories of those visits tend to blend together in Joel’s mind, a soft-focus blur of tastes and sounds and particularly memorable jokes, usually told by Frank. Joel remembers the year that Tess had gotten her hands on some Elton John sheet music and Frank had point-blank asked if she thought all gay men liked Elton John, pretending to be legitimately offended. Tess had apologized profusely, something she rarely did, until Frank had cracked and, face splitting open wide, had admitted that he actually is pretty fond of Honky Chateau.
it’s wild to me how there is literally ZERO correlation between what a piece of media is like and what its fanworks are like. 2014 captain america fans were out there writing poetry and full-on academic papers inside of their fics. sonic the hedgehog and my little pony fandoms are both famous for drawing fetishes you’ve never even heard of. les miserables fans spent most of their energy on college aus. there is literally no consistency or observable pattern and it’s incredible
modern day silna, goodsir and dog-that-is-probably-not-a-dog tuunbaq (also, rather unrelated but this blog passed 100 followers?! whoa! thank you!)
i like engie so i think he should be able to kill as many people as he wants :]
mental illness is so embarassing i’ll literally be like I’m fully aware I’m mentally ill but it’s not mental illness this time. and then it was mental illness
thought I'd share this here lmao
hate when people are like “haha careless whisper is the stupid meme song” like shut up he’s literally NEVER gonna dance again. and you dont even care.
Knives out and Glass Onion work bc it brings the role of mystery solving detective out of brooding tortured genius and back to its rightful place as Friendly Weirdo In a Little Outfit




